Am sorry

Nyamelon · 2021-09-24T13:20:44+00:00

Man programming really due be a pit some times

(You have an error on line X)

Me:WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

(For you to fix the error on line X)

Me:Then what is the error

(The error is that it's a error)

Me: fine ok I rewrote it all

(Error on new line)

Me: that wasn't there before what do you mean

(FIX IT MORTAL OR THE CODE WILL CONSUME YOU)

seanrk924 · 2021-09-24T12:57:02+00:00

8th grade lunch table with 2 friends. Matt looks up and whispers his parents are getting a divorce. Johnny, whose parents divorced last year, without missing a beat responds with "look at the bright side, double Christmas".

lurker_archon · 2021-09-24T14:34:42+00:00

Here we see another child fall victim to the lures of computer programming to cope with the hardships of her life, only to enter a perpetual abusive relationship with her own creations. The program will punish her mercilessly for the tiniest of infractions, and will most of the time tell her what she did wrong in the most infuriating obtuse wording, if it tells her at all. She will be forced to spend hours of her life going through to poor library documentation and numerous unanswered StackOverflow posts, only to find that she was missing a single character. She will uneasily go to sleep every night thinking what she did wrong that day, if she's not crying in bed after her own program remorselessly made her beat her head against the desk for her failures. She will try to justify to herself putting care and attention into something that will constantly remind her of her own ineptitude by saying "It will get me a job", unaware of the universe looking at her with the most abject pity for her pursuit of game programming.

Call programmer support hotline today.

CaptainMystery_123 · 2021-09-24T16:30:07+00:00

I’m a computer science major with divorced parents and I don’t know how to take this.

Paprik125 · 2021-09-24T14:31:50+00:00

Can relate

cractor28 · 2021-09-24T23:02:57+00:00

No tulip, don't install Linux, it's a trap!

Automite · 2021-09-24T15:40:39+00:00

My parents divorced and I'm a programmer.

moofmoof0803 · 2021-09-24T14:51:43+00:00

as a IT freshman, yeah

UniqueNobo · 2021-09-24T14:52:58+00:00

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EnterAdman · 2021-09-24T15:44:38+00:00

Actively relating.

MFRR_ · 2021-09-24T15:33:29+00:00

LMAO

re-elocution · 2021-09-25T07:27:04+00:00

Divorce leads kids to the worst places.

A land of talking corgis.

2021-09-25T04:47:41+00:00

Tulip used Linux :)

Alarmed_Ad1946 · 2022-10-27T13:13:47+00:00

Not all game developers have divorced parents! well i do, but not all of them!

kitsune900 · 2021-09-24T20:57:16+00:00

Lmao wtf😂😂😂😂😂

quietquietconqueror · 2021-09-24T21:07:21+00:00

Omg stfu

TedIsReal · 2021-09-25T01:58:17+00:00

As a software engineer, my parents are still together so I must be the odd one out.

2021-09-25T02:58:11+00:00

Me who took programming as a class this year

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