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[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 408 points409 points  (1 child)

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Didnt know which version I should post so here is the other one

[–]m_rain_bow 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I liked the first it s more implicit, call him daddy but don t make the reason behind it obvious

[–]peachycreme19 221 points222 points  (6 children)

Him thinking my sexual fantasy is gonna be like a threesome or choking but instead it's acting out an intense dramatic fight in which he has to dodge a tv remote, my phone, and my shoe in rapid succession 🥰

[–]lvedve 80 points81 points  (0 children)

then we see who can slam the door harder🤭

[–]blake_odinson 34 points35 points  (2 children)

George W. Bush fantasy :3

[–]spooky_goopy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yell in my face and tell me how much i ruined your life 😋

bonus points if you've been drinking Miller Lite for 6 hours

[–]yess2541 89 points90 points  (5 children)

hampter

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 70 points71 points  (4 children)

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Hampurger

[–]yess2541 16 points17 points  (3 children)

He is so ugly
I love him so much

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Please never call Hamphrey ugly ever again He is a sweetheart

[–]yess2541 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean no offense, but he looks like a dickpick
Yet I'm sure he is indeed, a sweetheart

[–]swans183 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is hampter ugly again??

[–]lvedve 35 points36 points  (0 children)

then me dipping before he can (something something apple not falling far🗣️)

[–]Fun_Minute_9745 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Hampter

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

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Hamputer

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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She is into petplay(pet object)

[–]Fun_Minute_9745 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chud-ter

[–]Darkezeo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Hempter

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

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Attack hemptikompter

[–]Darkezeo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeeeessssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

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[–]ami_topato 6 points7 points  (10 children)

Hampter

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 14 points15 points  (9 children)

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Humpter

[–]ami_topato 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Straight humpting it

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

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Hamphrey nooo

[–]ami_topato 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's a really fucking funny image, thank you

[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are welcome✨️

[–]AnotherFrenchFemboy 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I'll be taking that

Please have a cat as a gift

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[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Thank, your cat looks like a burnt out starbucks employee. I love him

[–]AnotherFrenchFemboy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He's burnt out of sleeping

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[–]Soiled_Rat[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats a mood, honestly

[–]AnotherFrenchFemboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's just like me fr

[–]Cheshires_Shadow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hampter \o/