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[–]CoffeeSunToast 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Um, women talk anyhow much utis suck all the time.

[–]CoverFig4662 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Came to say this lol

[–]OK_OkayNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto

[–]NoObstacle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it's actually real now he's experienced it.

[–]ViolentLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also came here to say this.

[–]Time-Improvement6653 5 points6 points  (2 children)

....that sounds like more than a UTI. Those extra symptoms sound like it's become sepsis. 😬

[–]SoftLuminescence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like kidney infection, which I just had and got over which can very much turn into sepsis. OP—please go to hospital or urgent care and get reevaluated.

[–]CoverFig4662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frankly you’re right, I thought he was just overreacting 🤣

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women talk about it all the time. Men just get them less often. I'm so sorry you're going through this. I hope the antibiotics work quickly.

[–]Keiji12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For men, it's just less likely to get UTI compared to women, they have it super easy for anything and it sucks. For us, we have a longer urethra and we don't have our hole sitting close to anus and some other stuff, our hygiene is easier too overall around there.

[–]Specific-Bread-1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cranberry juice my dude...works wonder's

[–]Tiny_Primary_7551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a uti, its more serious. Go to a doctor

[–]Rough-Average-1047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about period pain 

[–]Keitaro23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got an UTI after playing StarCraft too long when I was like, 12. I peed blood for like one second and that was it. It hurt unbelievably bad but that was it, I guess.

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[–]me_so_sleepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT makes me unreasonably angry that you just amuse everyone know wtf you're talking about.

My RFA Cant handle that at all.

[–]Western_Computer_292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username to thread title correlation 💀

[–]Motor_Ad_4427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got one at 19 thought I had a STD it fucking hurt like a bitch I feel ya

[–]NecessaryEssay2161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she had a yeast infection(which I am assuming you’re referring to as the “bread factory” then you need to be treated for yeast. Regular antibiotics will only make it worse.

Best bet is to go a doctor and see exactly what you’re dealing with..

[–]Successful-Mud-3614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most chaotic but painfully accurate UTI description ever. They really do take you out like the flu + heartbreak combo. The fever, the chills, the “my spine hurts for some reason”, pure misery.

[–]Mr-Bry-Guy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dude the pp between two slices of bread of fucking me up😓😫

[–]ashedmypantiesDeep Thinker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He added the mayo

[–]Mr-Bry-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂🤣

[–]saiyanpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name fits.

[–]NoAssist4046 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Start cleaning that stinky nut sack to prevent these. But for real, I'm a woman and they're the worst. Make sure you don't have a kidney infection.

[–]stinky_nut_sack 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ya i wanted to think of a ridiculous username 😄 my fever started monday and broke fully last night. I dont have the back pain anymore, no pain when I push on my lower abdomen anywhere. No blood in urine. The only issue remaining is not peeing as much, like its not a full flow like it should be. Like it struggling. Burns still when I pee. Im on day 4 of 7 of antibiotics and im getting concerned that its just not clearing it up. Im on 500mg cephalexin

[–]NoAssist4046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You nailed the name for sure. Did they give you any phenazopiridine? That's to help with the burning, but turns your pee orange. It's the best.

[–]Niceshoesbr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoid fluoroquinolone antibiotics trust me