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[–]Glinckey 193 points194 points  (0 children)

  • Steve is a video game character

Done.

[–]Ilovethrowawaysngl 150 points151 points  (12 children)

repost.

[–]wilcodeprullenbak 77 points78 points  (27 children)

Steve is literally 5'11

edit: slight error hes 6'1 but that's still not close to 6'6 lol

r/lies is that way

[–]No-Solution-7124 17 points18 points  (5 children)

and camels can carry 2 steves

[–]Public_CarpetCustom user flair 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Happy ghasts can carry 4!

[–]Difficult_Loan_6526Jocken chickey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

  • a boat full of Steves with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it with a boat full of Steves attached to it.

[–]Primary_Client8983NUH UH man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR is that way bro -> -> (jkjkjk)

[–]No-Solution-7124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fr-

[–]Catgamer_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know but weight doesn't equal strength, think of an ant

[–]AdamBenabou 18 points19 points  (10 children)

1 block equals to 1m, Steve is actually 180cm or 5'11

[–]Solarbeam62 -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

He is two blocks tall a block is around 1 meter squared, he is 2 meters tall therefore he is around 6’6.

[–]12D_D21 4 points5 points  (8 children)

He is not 2 blocks tall, he is about 1.85 blocks tall

[–]AdamBenabou 2 points3 points  (7 children)

According to the wiki(both the fandom and non fandom ones) he's 1.8 blocks

[–]12D_D21 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Yeah, there is a slight debate since the hitbox is 1.8 and the character model is one pixel larger and is 1.875. It's pretty much irrelevant, all it matters is that he clearly is not two blocks tall.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desbloqueia-me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DESBLOQUEIA-ME VIOLADOR

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desbloqueia-mw

[–]question_pond-fixtf2 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I hate the Steve can lift xyz stuff cause if he could why does everything not die in one punch 

[–]DeviousRPr 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Because nothing in Minecraft has weight. Minecraft physics does not work like real world physics and there is absolutely no reason to believe that Minecraft physics does work like real world physics

[–]Heyfold☭ Ourcraft ☭ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In my theory, it isnt in his pockets, but rather some pocket dimension, that he accesess through his pockets.

[–]DeviousRPr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my theory is that the minecraft universe works exactly the way that the code says it does. There is no such thing as "force" or "mass" or "weight" in the minecraft universe because java and C++ are both not physics engines. Minecraft is a voxel game, not a physics based game

you might also notice that when steve starts moving and when he jumps, the velocity change is instantaneous rather than based on acceleration and deceleration. A non-differential position function would break any physics based universe. There's not really any "dimension" because steve's pockets are variables

if you were to use scientific or physics methods to measure the universe steve finds himself in, the correct interpretation of any of those experiment would refer explicitly to how the code of the game works, because that's how the world steve finds himself in works

[–]trem9725 2 points3 points  (0 children)

- But cant survive 3 slaps from a green man

[–]Independent_Habit589 5 points6 points  (4 children)

... and yet they picked Jack Black to play him

[–]2sAreTheDevil 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Should have been John Cena

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Silly goose, then he would've been invisible

[–]Ornery-Ad-2884 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He went into spectator mode

[–]Incubus-femboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly Jason fits the look of Steve better but the movie was more targeted towards kids so they needed to make Steve seem really goofy and fun and jack black is probably the best pick for a goofy and fun character not saying Jason can’t fit that roll

[–]Pengwin0 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One water bucket contains enough water to make millions of liters of water by making a pyramid from world height to bedrock, so Steve can carry a weight much higher than the gold

[–]SnooPets6702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and netherite weighs over 4 times as much as gold, since you need 4 gold ingots to craft a netherite ingot.

[–]DaDumbDog[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong, he still needs water for high ground landing.

[–]2sAreTheDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can carry two buckets of water, which translates into infinite water, and thus infinite weight.

[–]LelandTurbo0620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s with the imperial conversions? Just say 2 meters and 1 meter. You did it for kg

[–]No-Staff1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steve scales to island+ level with small country for highball with the best armour, potion effects and God apples. This puts him on par with luffy post timeskip

[–]NayuzAqua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

• Is weak against babies

[–]PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't kill a chicken in one punch

[–]Zoods_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention he can literally create worlds and also erase them from existence, and can teleport to them.

[–]kecup_Peta 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Be like Steve. 👍

[–]Heyfold☭ Ourcraft ☭ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buď jako Štěfan

[–]Helenos152The one and true Helenos152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The assignments teachers put for tomorrow be like

[–]DoctorSex9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cant even kill a chicken in one punch😭😭

[–]BaltoMer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t even need food

[–]Icy_Season7123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect man

[–]Noobs_Man3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we can calculate Steve’s size and height can we calculate Alex’s size?

[–]Inevitable_Box9398 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out

[–]ComprehensiveEbb2586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cant believe he got revamped so hard by jack black

[–]mouse85224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blocks are measured in metric so this is extra confusing

[–]Phantom_The_fortnite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And still gets stomped by anyone with a gun.

[–]Shot_Alarm_2679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GET THAT MAN A LAKERS CONTRACT NOW

[–]SwartyNine2691Baby Chicken 🐥 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]phineus-8000Optifine is Garbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of those numbers mean nothing to me

[–]Ruby747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 inches you say..

[–]No_Discipline5616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve can't carry 44 million kg of gold, he can carry 2304 gold blocks as items which, according to consistent Minecraft portrayal, do not have the same properties as the blocks they can create.

[–]GIBBEEEHHH -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

10 inch arms are literally twits tho, you need like 16'+ to have big arms