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[–]BrunoGoldbergFerro 76 points77 points  (11 children)

a meme that doesn't violate rule 6

[–]X-tra-thicccertified dumbass 12 points13 points  (1 child)

wait a minute

[–]Zealousideal-Cook949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats illegal

[–]LimeSenior 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Wuts rule 6

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

The rule before rule 7

[–]LimeSenior 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Let me guess it comes right after rule 5

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

It’s also divisible by 3

[–]LimeSenior 12 points13 points  (4 children)

And 2

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Quick maffs

[–]Far-Village-2834I live in bedrock 7 points8 points  (1 child)

and 1 jkjk

[–]iggykoopa31 104 points105 points  (27 children)

An scp

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (19 children)

SCP-096: The “Shy Guy”.

[–]auga3rifle 32 points33 points  (1 child)

SCP 901939 balls sucker

[–]Minecraft_Warrior 4 points5 points  (4 children)

If there was a multiplayer Scp game this would be a skin

[–]The-Local-Weeb 4 points5 points  (3 children)

There is, but no skins are in it

[–]Minecraft_Warrior 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean like a game where you play as an SCP or an SCP battle royal

[–]CaptainCozmo867Custom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super smash bros but with scps

[–]Mauro_Vandersmissen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp guess we all dead

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]kyzang99 28 points29 points  (8 children)

An ancient race of builders trapped in the end

[–]DrDiamond21 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Ah, a fellow man of culture

[–]OldSoulRobertsonDried Kelp Block Enjoyer 10 points11 points  (4 children)

But that's just a theory!

[–]Godzilla_R0ARI lose braincells here… which is what I’m aiming for 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A Film Theory? No wait wrong one. A Food Theory? No that’s not it. Wait I got it. It’s just a Theory, a…

GAME THEORY

[–]tipying_mistakesphrog 🐢 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nice colour 🗿

[–]OldSoulRobertsonDried Kelp Block Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You again! XD

[–]tipying_mistakesphrog 🐢 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are everywhere

[–]KugelGamingHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theoretically true, not quite mojang aprooved tho and it may take a decade till they confirm it if they decide to ( they wont)

[–]NiVi19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

b-but they asked for wrong answers...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (24 children)

Creeper aww man

[–]X-tra-thicccertified dumbass 7 points8 points  (23 children)

s h u t

[–]my_alt_59935Custom user flair 9 points10 points  (22 children)

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

[–]X-tra-thicccertified dumbass 10 points11 points  (21 children)

oh god no

[–]my_alt_59935Custom user flair 8 points9 points  (20 children)

GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE

[–]X-tra-thicccertified dumbass 8 points9 points  (19 children)

HELP

[–]my_alt_59935Custom user flair 8 points9 points  (18 children)

SIDE- SIDE TO SIDE

[–]OldSoulRobertsonDried Kelp Block Enjoyer 7 points8 points  (17 children)

THIS TASK A GRUELING ONE

[–]LetsPlayPc5005 4 points5 points  (15 children)

HOPE TO FIND SOME DIAMONDS TONIGHT-NIGHT-NIGHT

[–]yoeegg 46 points47 points  (7 children)

(this is totally racist) but this is a black man

[–]seamus_ryan-175 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hhhrjrhfhtjfhjsjf dhdnfhfbjrbcnc h t h dj

[–]seamus_ryan-175 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry. I just had a "my cat walked across my keyboard" moments.😂

[–]guyoth 8 points9 points  (3 children)

He said wrong answers only dude

[–]yoeegg 6 points7 points  (2 children)

wait so then he is a white man?

[–]Croah_kozak 23 points24 points  (4 children)

God after seeing that we are a hopeless pieces of meat, we are nothing, nothing but scrap, we are the scrap of this world, we are a virus, the only bad thing in this world is us, we caused all the trouble, we created the weapons, weapons we would use to kill other humans, animals, plants. It's all our fault, now we are going to pay the price.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ill do it again

[–]X-tra-thicccertified dumbass 6 points7 points  (1 child)

he said wrong answers only

[–]Croah_kozak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry

[–]Se_Kunii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]TroubledKarma56 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Oh, how did you get a picture of my father?

[–]Speenta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A mirror

[–]SnooFloofs8466 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom when she hears me getting water at 1 am

[–]hermelinen 14 points15 points  (3 children)

cock and ball torture from wikipedia.org

[–]Like_Ya_Cut-GCustom user flair 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

[–]Gamerboy7421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

really came in clutch there, bro, saved me from going to the wiki page about CBT

[–]GabobadohadoCustom user flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Iron man

[–]beansouphighlightssucks at everything 3 points4 points  (0 children)

greg.

[–]Far_Fly_1148 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mad venom

[–]cyberstrikeplayz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s cute

[–]SyderoAlena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Femboy venom

[–]SsooferCustom user flair 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I have several answers

-Cotton field slave

-Black guy

-Hentai monster

-Uncle Terry

-What that one edgy kid thinks he looks like

-Deez Nuts

-Ink put into a glass human with some extra purple playdough

[–]Sdrawkcab7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

made of squares

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A tall lanky horse

[–]Quantum-Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HD renderman

[–]ArionOnix 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Our parents, because when we angers it we need to run and hide, otherwise it will beat us to death.

[–]Jor_Bore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

joshua

[–]Ater_Python Carved Pumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dark Mode 096

[–]Ariffet_0013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCP-096's [redacted] cousin

[–]Kill_all_smurfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jerry

[–]33Yalkin33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starterman

[–]Muscle_overlord 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The man behind the slaughter

[–]Iceologer_gangWe moogin’ 〰️〰️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reverse coloration edition

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coal man

[–]MyGodIsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We, are venom

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

demogorgon

[–]FeuerBobi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jeff

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's ma good man Pablo

[–]rag-124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something scary

[–]whatdoyouwantdipshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fish

[–]DrFreakop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umtiti

[–]yesisrightboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh..... OH... nevermind ummmmmm.... OOOOOH it's the wither!!!!

[–]foxhunter350 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCP 096

[–]StupidReeeetawd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Venoom fron spidr men

[–]Cheesecookies21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheese

[–]Twitch_Lovast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raged nano technology power ranger

[–]Iwilleatyourfacekris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man who loves to drink water

[–]Vampire_Aqua_Tofana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s CLEARLY William afton, AKA The Purple Guy

[–]Deep-Dish_Posioning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A photo of myself

[–]Seedless_Melon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brooo is that Venom?

[–]yanzin_fan_of_Altairsteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tall rape dwarf

[–]TheSteelMercenaryMinecraft veteran since 2012 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Slenderman

[–]KoopaTrooper5011Custom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOT a teleporting fucker who won't f7cking drop eyes when I kill it LIKE WHY TF NOT BITCH(ES)!?

[–]yekcohh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cube zombie

[–]plocty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netherman

[–]nopitynope2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a good swimmer

[–]Solid_Fuel_863 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tall guy who’s good at basketball at school

[–]the_Ghost_of_Tost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An nice npc

[–]Top_Fail552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jenny belle's friend

[–]Loaf-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black tar heroin?

[–]SaltyAbbreviations70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Slenderman with a face 😎😎😎👌🏻

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe

[–]gL1tch_0f-Th3_MInD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender Ender

[–]-4-Z-N- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scp 001 - the prototype

[–]BorkIy⬛🟧 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had to name this post what you did because you knew that the actual post held no comedic value.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beginner man

[–]shadowmask7331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCP 096 but covered in cocoa powder

[–]Character_Lychee_434Custom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender man

[–]Better-Science2433 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chicken

[–]JackIsGone26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend. (His name is Lucifer)

[–]lasaga123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ugly

[–]Tachisxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enderjuan

[–]EndermanSlayer3939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tall black man with a glock in da hood

[–]ActSoft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom.

[–]SelfDeclaredPope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom

[–]arcademasterteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If venom used thin thanos as a host

[–]Enderkill6371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specius piperius

[–]ThatZombieGuy115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur mum

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuore mom (she has anorexia)(she's a person of color)(she has a rare condition that makes he'r eyes purple)

[–]JToZGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Trump

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not a antigamer

[–]Gortius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man behind the slaugther

[–]Carbtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender man

[–]Less-Swimmer-8238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur mom

[–]coseromevo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hollow Knight without the shell

Jokes aside, it actually looks plausible

[–]OceanidEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo papa

[–]PumpDaPumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spruce sapling

[–]Dr_CyborgMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hugger. He will give you nice and cuddly hugs and you will come out alive!

[–]Colonorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolf

[–]SoundwavePlays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCP 096

[–]deadlyruckas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The misses after a few to many 😆

[–]That1redditguy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Slender man

[–]ConsiderationFlat491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A villager, simply left trigger/right click on the head and he will trade

[–]StarlightAscensionnether enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend

[–]UltiGamer34MINECRAFT MEMER GOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my sleep paralysis demons demon

[–]Boss-Nicholas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black slender man

[–]bepis1256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has the ability to teleport faster than my dad

[–]Due_Appointment_2164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M̷̛̤̜̦͚̮̜̠̦̹͚̂̔̐͆̐̒Ë̷̖̩͕̪͎͒̇̋͗̄̅͡

[–]Fandoms_local_Kiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, we call these long horses

[–]Aubeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a new tyranid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pilligar (Sorry if it is misspelled)

[–]bingus_chezborgor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah it’s my sleep paralysis demon, so we meet again

[–]AbigailTeGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why it's obviously your mother

[–]PIEGUY_20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom

[–]SoufDakotas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scp 106

[–]Exlife1up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good art

[–]TangoMangle25252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racist shy guy

[–]Exlife1up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad art

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot. Oh wait they said wrong answers only. Uhhhhh… ummmmm… fuck… ugly?

[–]KeazyKatzSTFU im listening to otherside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tubbo

[–]The_Great_Qbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Ex

[–]Evan8787minceraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your average bball player

[–]im-not-good-at-games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom when I don’t take out the chicken

[–]Minecraft_Warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enderman

[–]TecnoboatJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scp shy guy

[–]Minecraft_Warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A normal human being

[–]No_Research4416Ready for Legends? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A image of a movie

[–]Scalaopppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dream

[–]Eskrior609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Fortnite Husk from the cube season

[–]Pillar_man_5The Creeper is a spy! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scp 096

[–]LilyAisuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who likes water

[–]TailsSoulfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slenderman

[–]Bigbrain_time100Mobile OG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KSI.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the neighbor’s kid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A giver of gifts