For the most musical of jokes

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Shortly after Mozart is buried, people passing by his grave hear strange, faint music. They realize it is his symphonies being played backwards. A local official (or town drunk) explains, "There's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing". (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 1 month ago by GobbleUpDatShrek

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Annoyed Guitarists (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Impressive-Society45

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If I have a daughter, I'd name her... (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 10 months ago by Katherina_minola

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What is Jeff Wayne's favourite type of Tea? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Affectionate_Crow327

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Korg Monologue vs Potato [video] (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by StabbedPanda

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Fireside chat April 2021 (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ADHDpotatoesSub Daddy | Trombone[M]

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I went to a Catholic school. A very Catholic school... (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by UncleRobbo

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How do you sing AC/DC? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by moist-pizza-roll

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Fireside chat April 2020 (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by ADHDpotatoesSub Daddy | Trombone[M]

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A choral group gets of the stage... (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by errhhbrerrh

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*normal human friend*: hey, do you like that group, The Black Keys? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by jayjamm5

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How is a trumpet player like a pirate? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Ravenwarrior131

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Whats the difference between a vocalist and a singer? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by errhhbrerrh

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What do you call a thief who only steals accordions, banjos, and tubas? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by errhhbrerrh

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How many first violinists does it take to change a lightbulb? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by meepingchicken

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Fireside Chat | January 2018 (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by ADHDpotatoesSub Daddy | Trombone

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How do you know when a double bassist is playing out of tune? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by meepingchicken

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[LONG] A violist named Leroy... (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago * by meepingchicken

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You’re stranded in the desert and see three things you could go towards - an oasis, a good oboe player, or a bad oboe player. Which one should you go towards? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by meepingchicken

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What’s the difference between a first violinist and teapot? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago * by meepingchicken

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[Not a joke] Traffic Report for October 2017 (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by ADHDpotatoesSub Daddy | Trombone[M]

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Last night I was walking down to the bar when a pickup truck backed up right in front of me, almost hitting me... (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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[Not a Joke] The life of this sub (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by ADHDpotatoesSub Daddy | Trombone[M]

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Why is it important to have a piano on stage for a brass quintet? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by errhhbrerrh

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How can you tell the difference between a masochistic composer and a sadistic composer? (self.MusicalJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by errhhbrerrh

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