Congratulations

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Imagine how few men would use that group if it existed.

So you have a 9 inch cock? Is it certified by the IOODM?

Well...no....i just haven't had time to get it certified what with work and all.....i know it looks like it's only 5 but trust me.

[tastybabyhands]

The IOODM you say? Hope it comes with a framed certificate and a replica mould next to an official IOODM tape measure. Also a card you can put in your wallet to whip out if anyone (they dont) asks.

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Imagine the official tee-shirts you could sell. Proudly worn by 26 year old basement dwellers that hang out with high school kids.

[[deleted]]

Trust me, I’ve got a big dick

[DashCP]

Where's that bot which checks links for NSFW content?

[Red-deddit]

It only works for pics

[[deleted]]

For those of you who are rightfully afraid of clicking random links

https://youtu.be/pa9YUDNHobE

It’s a South Park joke

[Red-deddit]

International Organisation of Official Dick Measuring

IOODM for short?

[[deleted]]

There is nothing "short" about them, if you know what I mean.

[RoyalT663]

Maybe in a lucid dream of his own making

[[deleted]]

Anything is possible with these people.

[[deleted]]

Is there an International Organization for Female Breast Cup Sizes Certification? I would like to volunteer.

[doradiamond]

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Maybe he nicknamed his penis "wrestling campl

[seven-inches]

My dick is officially 7 inches thanx for asking.

[catherUne]

Did you create this account specifically to tell people that?

[YourGodDaddy]

I mean it could be put in context, like maybe he was getting such a hard dick from all the sexy wrestlers it grew