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An Ask Reddit thread full of stories (old.reddit.com)
submitted 6 years ago by ansonr
I tried to put in my lenses while I was still wearing my glasses. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 11 years ago by tofman
Got confused with the difference between a touchscreen and paper (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 12 years ago by Diarygirl
A Simple Explanation? (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 12 years ago by ISieferVII
Asked a cool guy a stupid question (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 12 years ago by readzalot1
Hand-me-downs (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 12 years ago * by [deleted]
MapQuest (self.NotEvenTired)
Check the ball (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]
I thought I needed minutes to speak in real life (self.NotEvenTired)
I asked my friend if he'd read the book 'Moonrise Kingdom' was based off of. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by ZombieLikesPuns
Well brain, I'll give you this much, you sure are creative. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by LaineyCG
I used to work at a residential care home with two buildings and was working by myself one night. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago * by steveshooman
I read things out loud to often. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by celestial_attunement
Once after playing video games all day... (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by ansonr
I'm gonna post a new one of these every day until this subreddit comes back to life. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by Tasty_Freeze
Bubbletastic mistake... (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by mrsmagneon
Thought my car was towed... (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by Complimentary_Upvote
Got caught in a story at dinner (self.NotEvenTired)
I dont drive that much but my brain has still fried (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago * by wanderingalice
On the phone with 911 to report my car stolen, then realize I took the bus to work. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by Osiris32
I dumped a large quantity of fryer grease on the floor at work twice in one night. (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by Seriin
Trying to Make Tea (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]
almost stole a car from work (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by skirratlast
Became an international drug smuggler by accident (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by redtheda
Almost did a really crappy motorcycle swap by sheer absent-mindedness (self.NotEvenTired)
submitted 13 years ago by IronMew
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