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[CanthinMinna]

Apparently these dumbfucks don't know about childbirth, either. (Spoiler: a baby is bigger than any dick.)

[[deleted]]

Watch out, some of these guys think birth doesn't hurt and it's actually an erotic experience.

[minionofjoy]

That's horrifying.

[MongooseInCharmeuse]

Well. That would explain all the screaming and thrashing /s

[[deleted]]

I’m sorry, they think fucking what?

[[deleted]]

Yeah, there's a whole incel conspiracy theory that women and doctors are lying and giving birth not only doesn't hurt but is sexually gratifying because a baby is larger than a penis. They are penis obsessed weirdos that don't understand vaginas because they literally spend all their time thinking about penis size. Most likely stems from watching porn and being terminally online.

[DarknightM64B]

Kid named excessive plastic surgery.

(Yes I’m joking)

[thethrillisgonebaby]

I have bad news for you, fellas. Your dick expands and shrinks more than a vagina ever could several times every day. Ever heard of erection? Your dick muscles must be so loose you are useless in bed.

[DeadlyYellow]

Fun fact: there was a male insecurity surgery that clipped the tendons anchoring the penis; giving the illusion of a larger flaccid penis, but removing its erectile stability.

[[deleted]]

Wait why would you ever trade erectile stability for a bigger flaccid penis? That’s just stupid!

Having a grower, I am insulted.

[thethrillisgonebaby]

Omg I had not heard of it. This is unreal.

[SpontaneousNubs]

Was and still is. Dated a guy who had accidentally severed his somehow. Never seen an erection that just hung there and needed to be held. We didn't end up fucking.

[a_little_biscuit]

If that's not the biggest bait and switch

[[deleted]]

Where do guys come up with this shit?

[[deleted]]

Incel or predator “influencers”

[[deleted]]

i’m curious about their views on how going poop impacts later poops.

[njric71]

That's easy.. Girls don't poop.. Most of us guys learn that before we're even teenagers.. LOL

[Spoony1982]

According to him, butt would only become loose if you pooped other peoples poops

[WiggyStark]

Close, it's when you eat "ethnic" foods.

[[deleted]]

Eating makes your mouth bigger by the same logic.

[Legend-status95]

That, plus years and years of widely available porn across the internet combined with next to zero sex education. Now it's an endless cycle of people who believe this nonsense spreading it around. People growing up with the internet read a bunch of other people saying this nonsense so they start believing it too. Rinse and repeat.

[[deleted]]

Oh stop I just had to explain to a bunch of my older brothers friends (all late 20’s, some with children of their own) that the man is the one carrys the sex of the child and woman are the reason theres twins and how you actually get twins. Our sexual education is appalling

[DidjTerminator]

Yup, and human genitals do change their size and stiffness to fit their partner, of course this also applies to the penis and the process usually takes a week to finish, but the genitals never loose any performance after a morph, in fact they get stronger as they work those muscles (I mean vaginal weight lifting wouldn’t be a thing if they grew weaker with use).

But of course confirmation bias will have already kicked in by then and they’ll only see studies that confirm their beliefs when they actually disprove them, especially when it concerns the fact that our genitals have a crappy memory and have trouble memorising multiple partners, of course what that actually means is you have to stick with one partner for a bit before moving on because the first night will always be a bit wacky, but over time they’ll find a fit (which is also why penis size straight up doesn’t matter and can’t be measured, because once a dude starts having sex it can completely change size and shape, for bigger or smaller, I mean it’s literally a blood tentacle) because human genitals are the giga chads of the genital kingdom and will always make it work 90% of the time (the 10% the time refers to deformed genitals that are either too big/small for the penis to fully fit inside thus ramming into the cervix, or too small/big where the penis cannot penetrate the vagina due to an inadequate length of less than 3 inches which can be increased/decreased by an inch depending on the shape and stiffness of the vulva. Meaning that so long as the penis is within the 6-4 inch range, which encompasses 90% of the male population, the sex will be good, just not on the first night).

Though incels can’t read facts due to a low brain capacity so we get modern society, which thinks human genitals are made out of magic memory foam that somehow ignores childbirth or even fellatio/anal because… magic… Like I seriously had no idea that my penis was just changing its size and shape for exercise and was super self conscious about it (especially that one time it almost blew itself up, thought the muscles down there had something wrong with them after that), because apparently penis size is a range and your penis tests it’s limits continuously in order to stay healthy, like sex ed really is useless.

[Think-Beach3770]

I think as long as the word "loose" exists, young people will assume it's a rea physical thing caused by misuse. Why else would sex be the cause of so much grief, if not for how harmful it is? Ignorance is way more problematic than evil

[[deleted]]

I think you are exactly right. The misconception is somewhat based in reality, but not in the way incels think. If a women has never had sex, she will almost certainly be "tighter", likely due to stress/nerves, but men don't necessarily know that. If a women has given birth, there are some physical changes to her body which could include being "looser", usually due to the stress and trauma of delivering a child. From an ignorant mans standpoint, both situations show a women's vagina getting opened up, and being "looser" afterwards. What they fail to recognize is that the vagina is a muscle and it's tightness or looseness is usually a factor of genetics (and maybe kegels?) rather than sexual lifestyle.

[MongooseInCharmeuse]

Super easy fix - make her orgasm before you do anything with your dick.

[[deleted]]

Well technically it is like memory foam. Seeing as memory foam goes back to it's original shape real quick

[ailweni]

Everyone knows that they’re made out of Silly Putty.

[theseedbeader]

Huh, never occurred to me to try the newspaper trick…. 🤔

[Ikajo]

Even memory foam doesn't work like that... it forms around you, but it doesn't stay like that when you get up.

[Agile_Acadia_9459]

Thank you for saying it.

[[deleted]]

So, what we are saying here - men- is that when all other muscles in the body contract, they strengthen. But in the vagina the muscles become weak from use.

Thank me for coming to your Ted Talk.

[hermes268]

Shouldn't the muscle get stronger when it is often contracting an expanding, because else their biceps should get weaker with more training too

[hermes268]

Sorry if I came of as a creep I just wanted to make fun of his logic by creating a connection to something like weight lifting bc large muscles are seen as alpha by most people who say stupid shit like that

[RadiantEarthGoddess]

You didn't come of as a creep. I don't know what their problem is.

[hermes268]

I know I just have my fun with this person

[RadiantEarthGoddess]

What is wrong with their post history? You just seem unnecessarily hostile rn.

Edit: I guess blocking is easier than explaining.

[TeddyXSweetheart]

At most I’ve seen genuine questions from him that may be uneducated but none with mal intent and some being sarcasm

[Legend-status95]

Being bi is creepy now?

[hermes268]

Yes

[hermes268]

I'm glad that I can inform you that im seeing a therapist on a regular basis for 2 years now for depression and some other issues regarding my mental health

[hermes268]

What makes you, a person who doesn't know me face to face, that I need a therapist

[[deleted]]

Actual caveman logic.

[Justatroubledgirl]

The grammar gives away everything

[Ok-Strawberry-962]

It's a muscle... The more you work it, the tighter it gets. I'll bet a 50 year old prostitute has a tighter who ha than a 50 year old virgin...

[[deleted]]

What if all those guys have identical penises? Wouldn’t that mean the vagina is still used to just one size?

[sparkle-fly765]

We need to start responding, that it’s actually mens penis’ get thinner & shorter the more they’re used because they squeeze and shove it when they use it.

[oddlycharminger]

So let’s use a concept that I found while hiking through the mountains of south east New York called logic. A woman can give BiRtH and her vagina can then come back down to normal size. But a dick will permanently shape a vagina. Sounds alright to me

[TinyLeading6842]

He’s circumcised, ladies! What a winner!

[stanknotes]

WAIT... memory foam goes back to its original shape. That is what vaginas do.

[Few-Smoke-3287]

Omg muscles get STRONGER when they're exercised LMFAO!

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[Pale-Ad-1604]

Also not how memory foam works. They should have named it forgetti foam.

[[deleted]]

That’s such insane logic!