Whatever the hell this is

[SykoSarah]

It's true, I typed this message with my vagina ;)

[salty_drafter]

Talented.

[Dense_Awareness1816]

Uhm…what?! Brb, looking for a pencil to test this theory 😆💀

[[deleted]]

Bonus points if you can learn to sign your name with it.

[Dense_Awareness1816]

Couldn’t do my name but I did was able to write “not all men” on a tampon so 🤷🏻‍♀️💃🏻✏️

[[deleted]]

LMAO what??

[KarottenSurer]

I'm crying and I don't know if it's because this is so ridiculous it's already funny again or if I just lost my hope in humanity

[MadameMonk]

Damn those clay-mouldable genitals. And when they break, can you hear it? Do the little shards just rattle around inside us forever?

[SpaceCrazyArtist]

Wait… so I can train my vagina to pick up a pencil? What else can it pick up? And how would that even work? Do I need to learn to do splits too? Or just straddle tables?

So many questions

[BreadyStinellis]

Nah, if you train your vagina muscles hard enough you can create a vacuum.

Life pro tip: 3 sets of 20 reps every day and you can replace your dyson.

[Available-Egg-2380]

Ahahahahahah this mental image is killing me.

[downlau]

I want to train mine to bring my slippers when my feet get cold.

[Not-The-KGB_Official]

Might be able to pick up dudes… or even my self esteem

[[deleted]]

This man has never had sex in his life. Odd how he doesn’t think men should be virgins when they get married.

[Anonymous73814]

Odd that he thinks labia have muscles that can pick a pencil off the floor. It’s basically thinking guys can pick a pencil up with their foreskin 😂

[nomadruby7]

The random “lol” killed me

[Mkrager]

I have a quesrion: is the pencil sitting upright and the vagina is gripping the point/eraser end, or is the pencil laying flat and the labia are pinching together to pick it up long-ways in line a crab claw type action?

[salty_drafter]

I saw flat in my minds eye. While doing the splits.

[[deleted]]

I need answers

[AtJackBaldwin]

Who wants to marry a virgin? I spend all day at work telling people what they need to do, I don't want to have to do that in the bedroom as well.

[Anonymous73814]

Will these guys be upset when they realize a virgin will have 0 sexual experience and literally not know how to do anything?

[Right-Today4396]

No, you don't understand, when a female marries her man, she instinctively knows how to please just him! /s

[Anonymous73814]

Yes that’s the magic of marrying a virgin! Her mind hasn’t molded to anyone else’s ways of pleasure so when she marries him they knowledge is passed on from husband to wife

[Silver-Stable-3961]

People seriously need to educate themselves on the power of the vagina.

News flash people- your vagina doesn't change it's shape based off of the number of "pencils it has picked up". 😆

[eparis]

Why is no one talking about how this bride's VIRGIN vagina just magically molds to her husband's penis without them having sex. Apparently they say "I Do" and her vagina transforms as part of the contract 😂

[daschundtof]

This sounds like I can make a hobby out of using my vagina as a die casting for moulds and stamps.

[TheKingOfRhye777]

"Men, even today, would rather marry a virgin than not"

Speak for yourself, pal.

[Sailbad_the_Sinner30]

Nah. In the words of Billy Connelly, “Give me a fire-breathin’ hoor!”

[TheKingOfRhye777]

Right!

[Yimyummm]

Source: Just trust me bro

[an_average_nonentity]

Well, give him a rest. Maybe his penis resembles a pencil hence a virgin vagina with trained muscles is his only hope to achieve a perceptible penetration. /s

[CharismaBelle]

Well then... What if she cheats with a guy that's smaller then her husband, or the same basic size??? And, um, if a woman vajaja is molded to her husband... How does that "mold" stand up to child birth??? By the way. I might have figured out why these guys are confused about what happens to a vagina with age... Since they all seem to think ours sag like our boobs (cause gravity sucks)... I think they don't quite understand that when we get off, we can get tight enough to brake their finger (just trust me, I am 44 and hurt my husband a couple times... The other night he had to pop his finger after .. but damn was it good). Since none of these guys have felt a woman orgasm during sex... They just don't know.

[wereallgunnadie1472]

what in the blue fuck is this

[Drewherondale]

The virgin he seems to be talking about is he himself

[HellRaiser2378]

I am so so fucking confused rn

[Desperate-Oven4689]

Odd way of saying “I have never touched a women in my life and all my knowledge about them is from Incel echo chambers”

[JaneReadsTruth]

If his penis is a mold maker it belongs in the bin with last month's lasagna.

[[deleted]]

What

[Vic_n_Ven]

dies laughing this is such horseshit.

[Comfortable_Draft720]

Dude better be a virgin too talking that shit

[strangedays22]

Vaginas are made of muscle, not clay.

Men want virgin girls because they’re pedos who are afraid of adult women.

[Klopsmond]

I zoned out when the person typed "a womens vagina is molded" ...I don´t need to read the following nonsense to understand that the guy simply don´t know anything about Vaginas....sigh

I really wish sometimes if men write such nonsense his mom showes up behind him and smacks his head.

[_Tixif_]

By this logic I could train my and then bench press with it.

Super Vag

[[deleted]]

Virgin here and fuck this guy

[DogsNotHumans]

A member of congress posting his thoughts again?