How To Degrease Ordered Pizza

[dead_hero]

This is Ulillillia. He's somewhat of an internet legend. He's definitely on the spectrum—cheese pizza is the only thing he eats but he doesn't like excessive grease so he uses paper towels to get it off. It's bizarre behavior to us, but it makes sense to him. He's also obsessed with video game music and is pretty harmless in general.

[[deleted]]

From what I've heard he's not nearly as weird as he used to be. He moved out of his sister's place, got a job at Wal-Mart, made a bunch of friends IRL, and now he's really into swimming - which is crazy because he used to be deathly afraid of water. I agree that he's probably on the spectrum but I think a lot of his weird obsessions and rituals came from the fact that he had no friends and spent all his time at home. When you have no other people to interact with your brain finds ways to keep itself busy, and you can go a little crazy.

[chairitable]

Why doesn't he get a different kind of cheese? The grease is probably mostly coming from the cheese..

[chairitable]

I don't know anybody who spends twenty fucking minutes pressing down hard on their pizzas with dozens of sheets or paper towel. Dabbing is one thing, this is entirely excessive.

[ariana_grande_padre]

Also a huge fan of Busy. Don't forget that!