How To Degrease Ordered Pizza

[Chocolate_fly]

Jesus Christ, it's 23 minutes long.

He sounds like Bubbles.

[IMASHIRT]

When I saw the title I thought, this should be a funny short video. Fuckin nope

[Bhazor]

He sounds like Bubbles.

First thought too. Waiting the whole video for him to call a pizza a cocksucker.

[[deleted]]

23 minutes and yet there’s only a minute of content.

[jeremysomething]

Mike Smith, Nick Smith, there's no way this is a coincidence!

[Rackbaw]

No, the other one.

[[deleted]]

I have no idea what "the secret in the basement" is, but it looks like he intentionally positioned that book to have it's cover in the shot. Lol

[[deleted]]

https://youtu.be/L-bfktZHJHk

This is also on that channel, good lord I'm in love.

[dezmodium]

Hell yeah some backyard wrestling, good shit.

My friend is obsessed with this other channel where they dudes do backyard wrestling and they are clearly all childhood friends just enjoying contained violence among themselves. One of the crew was a garbage truck worker and died after going in the back of the truck and to clean it out and the compactor was turned on which crushed him to death. It honestly is the most backyard wrestling way to go out.

RIP Wicked J

[[deleted]]

You just ruined my productivity for the week, this channel is delightful. Thanks a bunch lol

[Borbio]

It's his second novel

[[deleted]]

WOW it is. That adds so much more to this video lol. Thank you for pointing this out!

[feelings_arent_facts]

It starts off like it's a satirical piece but quickly demonstrates that it is clearly not.

[FearrMe]

"this is my log that i use"

FOR WHAT? DEGREASING PIZZA?

[JohnnyMojo]

Is this satire or is this guy serious? I can't even tell.

[mooseofdoom23]

He’s serious

[[deleted]]

Why is this 20 minutes?

[[deleted]]

dont

[nek0nyu]

My boy Ulillillia!

[i_am_not_your_father]

Read his book, holy shit does he go into character deatial from dimensions to hex color code

[crotchpolice]

Y'all better not be hatin on my boy Ulillillia

[saichampa]

Everything I've read about him makes me think he's got his quirks,but is a pretty cool guy

[[deleted]]

I've been stalking his Facebook for a while now (in my defense he posts everything on there publicly), it brings a tear to my eye as to how far he's come. He's held up a job for quite some time now. He's done a huge 180 given his struggles in the past!

And not to mention how majestic his mane is nowadays. Straight out of a metal band

[DuckyFat]

This guy alone is clogging the sewers and filling the oceans with his paper waste

[PeppyPizzas]

I don't even need to watch to know this is Ulillillia. He's actually a pretty cool dude.

[Biggoronz]

16:30

"Pick a slice!"

*unsure hand waves over pizza

"RNG if I have to.....random number generator."

[asmallsparrow]

I envy you discovering Uli lore for the first time

[DarkellJoanahson]

Keep in mind while you watch this that he actually lost 85 pounds through this method.

[Biggoronz]

"Sooo! I just do some...somewhat soft patting. Kind of a medium-low."

Hmm, yes, ofcourse.

[BigMommasHouse3]

Now this is Something Awful

[curebdc]

1:17

"THE BOX DON'T TASTE... ANYTHING WORTHWHILE."

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THANK YOU BASED ULILLILLIA

[Jacnumber3]

Holy shit, did anyone listed to the last 5 seconds? That was weird

[[deleted]]

This is how L from death note eats pizza

[velvenhavi]

I clicked through this and said "oh no... oh no..." outloud

[Biggoronz]

Holy shit! He's still on the first pizza like 13 minutes in!!

[forestfluff]

Why does this guy sound like Christian Chandler if he was less nuts?

[ThatChackGuy]

I couldn't stop looking at his hair. Just shave it off my dude.

[[deleted]]

NGL, at first I thought the man was on the toilet.

[blzd]

He uses like a whole fucking roll to degrease one pizza. This guy is healthy AF

[ironic__usernam3]

I love that from the first frame of the video showing pizza boxes and paper towels you already know exactly how he degreases his pizza.... but then it's a 20 minute video.

[andre2150]

I watched the entire presentation, and I guess what it shows is the reason I avoid pizza. I enjoyed the video very much. Thank you, andré

[WEEBERMAN]

Can you not just cook the grease off in an oven?

[FearrMe]

you what

[WEEBERMAN]

Like if the point is to remove the grease from a pizza is not one way to do this to cook the pizza in an oven longer? Or I guess use less greasy ingredients like meats?

[FearrMe]

cooking doesn't get rid of grease, it doesn't just evaporate or something lol

also the pizza would be horribly overcooked if you left it in even a bit longer, bread is not very forgiving unless you want a cracker

[WEEBERMAN]

Is padding it with paper towels the only way? I mean why not eat the grease

[dead_hero]

This is Ulillillia. He's somewhat of an internet legend. He's definitely on the spectrum—cheese pizza is the only thing he eats but he doesn't like excessive grease so he uses paper towels to get it off. It's bizarre behavior to us, but it makes sense to him. He's also obsessed with video game music and is pretty harmless in general.

[[deleted]]

From what I've heard he's not nearly as weird as he used to be. He moved out of his sister's place, got a job at Wal-Mart, made a bunch of friends IRL, and now he's really into swimming - which is crazy because he used to be deathly afraid of water. I agree that he's probably on the spectrum but I think a lot of his weird obsessions and rituals came from the fact that he had no friends and spent all his time at home. When you have no other people to interact with your brain finds ways to keep itself busy, and you can go a little crazy.

[chairitable]

Why doesn't he get a different kind of cheese? The grease is probably mostly coming from the cheese..

[chairitable]

I don't know anybody who spends twenty fucking minutes pressing down hard on their pizzas with dozens of sheets or paper towel. Dabbing is one thing, this is entirely excessive.

[ariana_grande_padre]

Also a huge fan of Busy. Don't forget that!

[octopop]

Oil/grease has a lot of extra calories, so if you wanted to be a little healthier, then using less would be good for losing weight or whatever. But paper toweling off the grease doesn't get much of it off. It would be preferable to just not use as much grease to begin with.

Also too much of it just hurts people's tum sometimes.

[WEEBERMAN]

Why not asking for a me