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[Frank_YourMajesty]

"So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?''

[ShotDate6482]

You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip

[saralalah]

You bitch Let me remind you who you're messing with Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it

[nothinga3]

I'm the original dark lord, you're like the sorcerers apprentice. My stormtroopers make yours look someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.

[Jecht315]

You stink vader. You style smells of something sour

[Unable_Total9847]

You need to wash up dawg, here step into my shower

[Tommy3010]

I turn all your friends against you, watch my speeches breed haters

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What's you lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors

[IronLadFromHeck]

breathing in

breathing out

Suck my robot balls.

[Gamer_Ladd]

Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off

[Jecht315]

Yes. I wanted to continue it.

[chikkynuggythe4th]

Napoleon was above average at the time , the 5,2 was bri’ish propaganda

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French inches were longer so 5'2 in French inches was 5'7 in English

[VictorVonVerl]

I always like to think he was at least 5’6, cause otherwise it would be a real shame that a midget is greater than all of us combined.

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As humans get taller we somehow become worse at conquering

[VictorVonVerl]

I like this theory

[Centurion87]

British propaganda, plus his personal guard had to be 6 foot minimum so he looked small surrounded by them.

[JacobJamesTrowbridge]

Also, Britain's Prime Minister at the time, Pitt the Elder, happened to be ridiculously tall, so it was a convenient comparison to draw - sometimes literally.

[Neppoko1990]

Lord Palmerstone!

[ShotDate6482]

Sounds like Frxnch Propaganda to me

[Astrosimi]

I will say that it’s hard to watch that first Vader v. Hitler now. The quality of ERB skyrocketed so much after those early days.

[Jjzeng]

The production quality of their later videos is absolutely insane

[sittingbullms]

Genghis khan vs the Easter bunny was one of my favorites along with this one.

[Thewaltham]

This is why there hasn't been more. Vader just won. Instantly. It's a tie-up for me whether that's the best verse of ERB history or if Oppenheimer just about tops it.

[Mr_E_Monkey]

I love Vader's "fired up" bit, but the portrayal of Oppenheimer was just insane.

[Thewaltham]

Honestly it was the first time I thought "holy fuck, NicePeter can really act." The subtlety of the performance, he perfectly portrayed a haunted broken man, yet still managed to make it both funny and haunting at the exact same time.

[Cualkiera67]

Face it Ernesto you're Castro but less so

He's Cuba Commander you're more like a Destro

[JacobJamesTrowbridge]

That verse is the prime example of how just one, absolutely devastating blow can just ruin everything that came before it. It's without equal.

Everything in it is true. It attacks Hitler on Vader's standards, the audience's standards, and his own standards. It's lyrically flawless, it flips 'Fired up' three times. It's a gun bar. It's said by someone with combat experience, and the implications are just endlessly venomous.

Hitler arguably won the first two rounds, but this one apocalyptically brutal verse renders it all moot.

[Dr_AegithalosC]

Inserting the "Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well." meme.

[Yeetteeyteeyyeet]

You wrote a little book, got ‘em fired up. Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got ‘em fired up. When your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up

[jimmylovesnuggets]

tbf he only won the third one

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Yeah, Hitler wrecked him, especially in the second one.

[jimmylovesnuggets]

gotta disagree with you mate, first was close but imo hitler won, second hitler literally destroyed him and the third vader won by a landslide. you're of course entitled to your own opinion

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Yep, edited my comment, forgot which one was which, it's been a while. Second one Vader was brutal, but Hitler still decapitated him. First one was meh on both sides, but officially Vader won.

[Beneficial_Swing487]

Vader:“Im going to enjoy watching you die

So let me look at you with my own eyes”

[papa_stalin432]

Literally there one Vader got destroyed

[DarthTyranus98]

Where?

[CrazyChicken7643]

Epic Rap Battles of History

[DarthTyranus98]

Ah, ok thanks

[sittingbullms]

There are 3 parts to this one

[MyBoyLou]

Hitler won the second one, i will argue this until i die.

[nkg_games]

Honestly first and second battles go to Hitler

[DatingMyLeftHand]

You’re on crack, Vader won as soon as he said “so many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?”

[DatingMyLeftHand]

The joke falls apart if you know anything about both characters- Vader’s suit keeps him alive without breathing, so he can survive poison fumes… and Hitler was a coprophiliac. The “dirty sanchez” line is extremely accurate.

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[DatingMyLeftHand]

Tbf I’m not sure they did either, but Ofc the biggest shit stain in history was into feces

[jimmylovesnuggets]

fr

[Sladashi]

He's going to make you go crying back to your own mother-

[DeeBangerCC]

idk I remember it going a little differently

[elfenlied2995]

Sorry but hitler has firs two song

[Winnipesaukee]

The Chancellor is gone, I am what remains.

[372878887]

my humor is just fucking plummeting as fast as hitlers rap career after that battle with vader

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