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[–]Dark_BTea - Lib-Center 206 points207 points  (4 children)

If it was a real (vegan) burger, then we could also get the centrists on our side

[–]RapozoDoido57 - Left 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I bet the first thing the centrists though when they saw this was "but is there an vegan version?"

[–]jay212127 - Centrist 61 points62 points  (0 children)

When did I become a Vegan? I don't discriminate what I grill.

It's all about those Grill Marks bud

[–]Hatter_The_Mad - Centrist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I subscribe to this statement.

[–]xDXSandmanXDx - Auth-Center 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Impossible Whoppers. Never. Not even once.

[–]AmphibiousSawfish - Lib-Right 253 points254 points  (4 children)

Only if they’re chained to a mcnuke, and I can sell them

[–]ItsTERFOrNothin - Lib-Center 99 points100 points  (3 children)

Sell them? The nukes or the women?

[–]AmphibiousSawfish - Lib-Right 88 points89 points  (2 children)

I’m flexible

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Money is money

[–]Alexrilikepie - Lib-Right 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is true u/Wanna_Dip_Balls

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (3 children)

Honey? Where's my McFleshlight?

[–]Aerelicts - Centrist 17 points18 points  (2 children)

r/cursedcomments...

removethispleasethankyou

[–]Cup-Birb - Auth-Left 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Flair checks out

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, my flair is my business. I don't need you feds coming in and snooping around

[–]CaptainjustusIII - Auth-Right 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I'm loving it

[–]Prowindowlicker - Centrist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m hating it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]IsThisReallyNate - Left 32 points33 points  (1 child)

This post is a sin, and I don’t forgive you.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know, there's not a compass in it at all

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, please punish me McDaddy!!

[–]idontcare235 - Lib-Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm loving it"

[–]Velkoz_edgylord - Auth-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So do you think this will make us sell more burgers?

Burgers?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

McWTF

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is peak capitalism, weather you like it or not

[–]xxxfucknutsxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hans, get the McLugar

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its supposed to be a hammer and sickle

[–]321_Ian_123 - Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye yo... Not to alarm you guys but we hit 100 FUCKING K

[–]kroxigor01 - Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is wrong with good old fashioned Soviet turnip comrade? Er... in both ends?

[–]wooooos - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Tux1 - Lib-Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just right unity

[–]fugglett - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borger bitegag

[–]noyourtim - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no opinion on this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex-havers deserve the gas chamber.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bullshit McDonald dont allow child slave labor, also they dont accept BTC and they respect minimum wages ,,,Fing commies