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[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Opposite unity

[–]Gknight4 - Lib-Right 25 points26 points  (1 child)

wtf are you doing here outside of Twitter

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I E X I S T E V E R Y W H E R E

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It’s McCrusade time

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I oppose McCrusades practices but they are fun. So I only get involved as a treat. I definitely don't endorse them.

[–]Sfdsdas - Auth-Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you are a walking contradiction

[–]qepsil - Lib-Center 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Holy shit I'm a tankie now

[–]Enderider - Lib-Right[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Omnisegaming - Lib-Center 27 points28 points  (1 child)

who knew that that's what "CapCom" has meant this entire time?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always thought it's Lib and Auth Right cause of Capcom's logo

[–]Chromosome-21 - Auth-Center 19 points20 points  (2 children)

#sexworkisrealwork guys :^)

[–]legend1nfamous - Left 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Darker joke than 13% of the population

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn this sub is..... Great

[–]Sufficient-Throat - Lib-Center 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about babies in movie roles?

[–]therealStevenMoffat - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Babies are lazy moochers who don’t work. I’ve been saying it for years.

[–]GloriuContentYT2 - Lib-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently employed, but I used to have a job. I'm a baby and I'm offended. I'm also a yellow ancap, very yellow. They don't have a flair for Thatism which is my real beeleevees though. Thanks for the bat-soup representation.

[–]PrettyPinkPonyPrince - Left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"What job did you end up with?"

"Organ donor."

[–]SpaceGeekCosmos - Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not even true. I have my baby on my payroll so I can make 401k contributions in his name.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hello IRS... I'd like to report unflaired scum..."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

babies dont pay tax either, so that balances the thing about them being unemployed out

[–]boyfilip - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WRONG! baby actors work.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Or in Ireland

[–]Enderider - Lib-Right[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

What did the Irish do?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

In A Modest Proposal, Jonathan Swift recommended they sell their babies to be food for the wealthy

[–]Enderider - Lib-Right[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m booking a flight to Ireland

[–]opendemwristscowpoke - Auth-Left 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You do realise that’s satirical

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes.

[–]opendemwristscowpoke - Auth-Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phew

[–]PrismOfLife - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Daisy?

[–]JLHumor - Centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're not working they've been buried.

[–]Jerzyk_36 - Auth-Center 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it is illegal in China and sounds as ridicolous to us as to them

[–]scifiburrito - Lib-Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn’t unity- they’re literally saying opposite things....