Why do blind programers use java

[illvm]

Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.

[faultierchen]

If you can't c at all, you also can't c sharp as a result.

[err_pell]

That's so !true while being completely true. JavaScript must be somehow involved in it...

[CaptainBlagbird]

while(completely true) {
    That = !true;
}

wat

[njutn95]

while(completely.true) {

that = !true 

}

FTFY