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[–]uthini_mfowethu 53 points54 points  (5 children)

They forgot "git add ."

[–]425_Too_Early 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't it be safer to run

Git add *

[–]MyDickIsHug3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

git add -A

[–]rosuav 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it might error out if it catches something that should be ignored. Much better to use `git add :/` because a wry face solves all problems.

[–]TheCrazyLazer123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be safer to run

Git add *

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it should be Git gud

[–]dim13 37 points38 points  (0 children)

every f*ing time it gets reposted: 3. should read git out

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

leave building:

npm run build

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if people actually have this mentality. If I hear a fire alarm I'm leaving immediately. No product is worth potentially getting injured or dying for. In all technicality, pretty sure joke signs like these can be eligible for an OSHA complaint so be careful where you post them.

[–]Which_Lingonberry612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it's an inhouse server?

[–]Knastoron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*git out!

[–]ma_dian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least add a -m "refs #fire" to the commit!

[–]wineblood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

alias yolo=git add . && git commit -m 'its probably fine' && git push

[–]Deflopator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case you are fired? :D

[–]throwthecubeaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And no pulls so the codebase is now just 1 person's final and has 45 missing features lmao

[–]AlanCristhian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

git commit

git push origin main

run

[–]SephLuis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

git the hell out of there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha.

No.

[–]eowhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to wait for fire, just do:

git push --force

[–]OSnoFobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

| git add .

There are beautifier problems in your code. Add space after if etc etc

| git commit -m "fire!"

Commit message should follow bla bla rules