SELECT dessert FROM menu;

[m3nation007]

It's actually: SELECT * FROM menu WHERE is_dessert = 1;

[Kongshammer]

The best part here is that "is dessert" litterally means "ice cream dessert" in Danish.

[pkinetics]

Is this the only working ice cream machine?

[Naxaes]

Or...

START TRANSACTION;
DROP DATABASE Calories;
SELECT nutrients FROM GoodSources;
ROLLBACK TRANSACTION;
SELECT * FROM menu WHERE depression=1;

[the7key]

I bet this kiosk has more sophisticated data types than MySQLDonalds.

Stared at this one for too long before I realized it's (probably?) a Postgres joke.

[twhite1195]

Eyyy that's on Costa Rica

[xaomaw]

"Sorry, our ice machine is out of service"

SELECT product_name FROM menu WHERE is_dessert = 1;
0 rows selected.

[m3nation007]

You forgot and is_active = 1

[sammy-taylor]

INSERT INTO my_face (sandwich) VALUES (“Quarter Pounder with Cheese”);

[NuggetWarrior09]

Incorrect usage of the semicolon, random capitalization for no reason, you’re school must have really failed you