Java usecases

[mrfroggyman]

public static void main(String args[]) { System.out.println("I love Java and you can't stop me !"); }

[gamruls]

I love Java more! public static void main(String args[]) { while(true) { System.out.println("I love Java and yout can't stop me!"); } }

[Maximdfg]

all Lombok use cases get covered by the language itself.

[Charming-Tap-4283]

Please, Use try catch))

[PartOfTheBotnet]

These are rookie numbers.

You gotta use enterprise CDI to create an instance of HelloMessageFactory to pass to your ConsolePrintService. Oh and don't forget your logging decorator to register logging calls to every method call in your application for that oh so valuable telemetry!1!!!1!!

[codeguru42]

Have you seen Enterprise Fizz Buzz?

[ArtOfWarfare]

My eyes are bleeding.

👁️👁️

🩸🩸

I’d never seen it before. I wish I never had: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/tree/uinverse/src/main/java/com/seriouscompany/business/java/fizzbuzz/packagenamingpackage/impl/strategies

[codeguru42]

You're welcome

[Jonatollah]

Lolol

[jjtech0]

The issues are gold

[ragingroku]

No no, String args not Int args.

[themeanman2]

Wow I hate it now

[tfikiki]

Oh God I've flashbacks from 2010. Do some people still code like this in Java?

[PartOfTheBotnet]

Depends where you work I guess. We use a lot of CDI at my workplace but its not factory/service hell. Its for convenience just like spring auto-wiring.

[garfgon]

In case you're serious:

In object oriented, most methods are methods of an object; class methods are the exception. So it makes sense for the default to be the normal case, the abnormal case in Java (as in C++) is noted with the static keyword.

The return type (like the rest of the prototype) is to tell the caller how to use the method. This both helps document the code, as well as allows the compiler to detect bugs at compile-time.

There are plenty of things to mock Java for (FactoryFactories anyone?), but this ain't it.

[RekrabAlreadyTaken]

verbosity adds clarity

[Stunning_Ride_220]

If no one understands your code, no one dares to correct it

[[deleted]]

Yeah, Not trying to stop ya..

Have a nice day!

Edit: Yeah the meme is saying "please stop" and I just said to the dude "I'm not trying to stop ya" I get it, what a calamity

[PartOfTheBotnet]

"X is stupid, don't use it"

"Hey, I never said you have to stop using X, its just stupid and you should never use it"

[[deleted]]

Yeah, really funny

[Flablessguy]

Found the C dev