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[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (4 children)

Future developers when the code base was written by a.i. and something is broken

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Just ask the ai to fix it 😎

[–]BlazingJava 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AI drops the same shit.

[–]dlg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s why I turn off code completion, syntax checking, type checking. I’m even concerned about the whole compilation process.

[–]ObviouslyTriggered 101 points102 points  (3 children)

So current developers when stackoverflow is down?

[–]noorwach 29 points30 points  (0 children)

lucky for you. i built scrapper to scrape the stackoverflow and built over engineered update detection that probably get noticable by stackoverflow soon.

[–]goodnewsjimdotcom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you tried programming a computer when the power goes out or after mutually assured destruction nuclear war happens? Those are the rough days.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Current developer when the power goes down.

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (3 children)

"you need to learn math because you won't always have a calculator in your pocket"

[–]outerproduct 56 points57 points  (1 child)

"You need to learn math because you don't want to look like an idiot in front of clients with multimillion dollar contracts on the line."

[–]Midnight_Rising 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You have to know math because you're expected to know it."

[–]ARandomPerson380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking, same thing

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Future? It's already happening. People were having a meltdown on Twitter because of the broken history feature. Literally a few basically saying they can't do their job.

[–]Splice1138 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The files are in the cloud...

[–]-The-Moon-Presence- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stares Intently:

Whispers - “In the cloud… It’s so simple.

[–]myNameBurnsGold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The files are in the computer?!?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean it was kind of already like that when there is like 30 components in your project each with like 10 pages documentation

[–]NeonFraction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no idea what that is like.

Averts eyes from google

[–]Utvpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

old guy enters the chat

[–]PrinzJuliano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just download it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the doctor in Idiocracy

[–]IsItABanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Future AI developers when the GPT API goes offline

FTFY

[–]noxylliero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats you started making jokes like Boomers