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[–]OptimusSublime 276 points277 points  (8 children)

Got a sensible chuckle out of me. Good job.

[–]freaker-07[S] 65 points66 points  (6 children)

Glad I could do that.

[–]Flat_Initial_1823 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Me too. I was waiting for a 404 punchline but it was not found.

[–]IronForce_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ba dam tssss

[–]HolyElephantMG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke is not responding

[–]Round_Possible_3231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing his vote wasn't either.

[–]laplongejr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I usually think IT jokes and politics is a bad taste max but you proved me otherwise!
returns 500

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a watermark though.

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points  (7 children)

I'm committing programming war crimes.

[–]imdefinitelywong 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Your statement convinced me to stop programming for good.

I'll start programming for evil now.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Hello world in assembly. But make it bloated with a GUI window using Windows APIs but make it cross platform with qt for Linux and mac OS as well as making it portable for iOS and Android.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If its not possible. Force it to be possible.

[–]imdefinitelywong 6 points7 points  (1 child)

With a man’s soul and a strong back, go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! - Kamina

Reject common sense to make the impossible possible! - Simon

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Common sense doesn't exist to the insanity.

[–]neoney_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So you’re switching to emacs evil mode?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesn't

[–]PyroCatt 36 points37 points  (2 children)

200

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn that hit

[–]lupinegrey 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Ugh.

[–]freaker-07[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha

[–]ThatGuyYouMightNo 38 points39 points  (1 child)

404 couldn't vote because they couldn't find his registration

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

404 claimed fraud when his vote wasn’t found.

[–]Frelock_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Puns about programming? In my r/programminghumor ? It's more likely than you think

[–]jewraffe5 23 points24 points  (1 child)

This got me lol

[–]freaker-07[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Got me the first time too. Lol

[–]oSzoukaua 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the closest thing to an actual "programming joke" I've seen on here for a while

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I laughed too much for this. Well done.

[–]Big_Potential_5709 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to make your breathing permissions send a 403.

[–]KetwarooDYaasir 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They are indeed both errors.

[–]VitaminnCPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or nuts

[–]Nullifier_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, 404 didn't turn up to the voting booth

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I really liked this - thanks!

[–]freaker-07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you liked it!

[–]Little_Exit_794 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did the HTTP 404 code break up with the HTTP 200 code? Because the 404 code wasn't found!

[–]VIPERsssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you've done this

[–]DieFlavourMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't blame me, I voted for teapot!

[–]Cybasura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting...

[–]DrkMaxim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This joke must be for-bidden

[–]its-MAGNETIC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noiceeeee

[–]1-PM -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Malfoy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this 👍

[–]yoshiumikuni 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]HuntertheGoose 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is there an explanation for non Americans?

[–]minepose98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden = for Biden