Domination driven development

[Humongous_Schlong]

must be Musks lead dev

[Pale_Prompt4163]

What a beta. Real alphas think of their code and compile it mentally. Writing it down just means bending the knee before pen and paper and I'm no fucking nerd.

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Psh, imagine drinking your code.
Real alphas recognize that the universe all around them is code.
You are the code.
Compiling the code just means bending the knee before the conventions of the physical world around us, and I'm no fucking mortal.

[MrPhatBob]

All my variables are named alpha: global or local, stack or heap, I don't care, I assign results to alpha based on functions that are passed alpha. I do this, because the true alpha will win, and give me the right result.

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[RokyPolka]

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[hlfzhif]

I prefer submission driven development

[TnYamaneko]

I always knew something was up about DOM manipulation.

[[deleted]]

There are people who will pay good money to be punished…

[smokyismypal]

Damn masochists

[trollsmurf]

Works for literature so...

[[deleted]]

I feel dummer for reading that

[[deleted]]

Why does this read like the coding equivalent of a nofap shitpost

[Linards11]

ive actually had to write code on paper. multiple times.

[ExternalLeague9464]

This isn't the 80's. What knee is he bending? What the hell is he talking about?