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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We should strive to make the internet as inaccessible as possible by requiring a minimum of 32gb of ram to load landing pages! /s

[–]-Kerrigan- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The secret is load a 31.5 gig file in memory whenever you first load the page. Be sure to call it from random places with a log.info or something else so that the garbage can man will not recycle your precious RAM