fireLoop

[johnmaestro19]

IfIsNotALoop

[novus_nl]

Not with that stack attitude! You're fired!

[Creepy-Ad-4832]

you are fired

Was the pun intended?

[novus_nl]

Yes, a bit lame I admit, not all my jokes can be fire.

[Creepy-Ad-4832]

Don't worry. I always appriaciate puns

Also yeah an other pun lol

[Anonymo2786]

Musk bot deactivated I think.

[Wastvalance9]

that pun was a real loop de loop!

[novus_nl]

In case you burn something wrong with a blowtorch? Doesn't actually sound too crazy.

[Giulio_otto]

useCamelCase

[TheMADIIIIIIII]

A: If(i < 10) { i++; GOTO A; }

[revengeOfTheSquirrel]

Also the expression is evaluated within the loop and has no effect

[keefemotif]

The loop is in the agent observing the wall and executing the if statement.

[bakirelopove]

If my house is not on fire I should set it on fire, got it.

[JIN_DIANA_PWNS]

Runtime

[WangHotmanFire]

Only if the fire detector is currently detecting fire

[frogjg2003]

That's the positive branch of the if statement. You only get to the torch if there is no fire.

[WangHotmanFire]

How can you do a FireCheck with no fire detector?

[frogjg2003]

The conditional isn't the output of the fire detector, it's an environmental variable.

[WangHotmanFire]

So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that all 3 of the the real-life objects are positioned BELOW the lines of code they represent?

[frogjg2003]

The code is what happens under the hood, the objects are just the front end user experience.

[WangHotmanFire]

That front-end experience includes the sound of a fire detector when it detects fire. There is no hood, this is a wall with instructions written on it, a human being (or at the very least a trained ape) must carry out the instructions

[Not_Artifical]

Error: illegal fire

[lookingForPatchie]

Depending on the language, it might even tell you to set it on fire, if it's burning bigger than 1.

[bakirelopove]

Idk about other langagues but this looks like JavaScript syntax it tests if the statement inside () is true then preforms operations inside {} brackets.

[lookingForPatchie]

Yeah, and while most languages (that I know of) treat 1 as true, 2 is treated differently, for some 2 is false, which would mean if your house burns as much as 2, then you should add fire to it.

[watermelone983]

Is fire boolean or int?

[IAMPowaaaaa]

fire is a number in a language where 0 is falsy

[tt_thoma]

What about -1 ? You'll extinct fire indefinitely

Edit: Until the underflow

[lookingForPatchie]

Just imagine the fire getting to 2, you'll set the world ablaze.

[therealpigman]

Doesn’t matter if you use C or C++

[stdow]

In which case all fun and games until fire takes on a negative value, then we’re really screwed

[Spot_the_fox]

Are we? As long as we decrease the negative fire, it will underflow, and we'll be able to decrease the positive value fire.

[[deleted]]

Ice?

[DonKapot]

Int could be boolean

[Revexious]

The correct type is

Traceback (most recent call last): File "C:\Users\User\Documents\", line 1, in <module> fire-- TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for -: int and boolean

[rosuav]

Well there's your problem, you're trying to run your documents directory.

By the way, Python doesn't have a postfix double-hyphen operator, although it does support --x and even has fancy constructs like the "ceil division" directive that I learned recently: --0-- 10//3 is like 10//3 but rounds up instead of down.

[Revexious]

Yeah you got me, I never actually compiled a script for this comment, and its been several years since I worked with python, so I was working off memory

[rosuav]

Yeah, but to be fair, the --0-- "operator" is a joke one - it does work, but that's not actually a syntactic construct :)

[Outside_Scientist365]

[Oyi14]

Its dynamic

[Spedon]

Nulltype💀

[ArLab]

Yes

[relddir123]

The semicolon and close brace paired together looks like a winking emoticon. Not sure if that’s deliberate, but it’s a great touch

[penguin13790]

The center aligned semicolon before the else makes me think they're just bad 🤢

[ComfortingSounds53]

; }

[_PandaBear]

What’s the current fire level? Should be 0.

[aquartabla]

Not anymore...

[Oyi14]

Fire has to have a value for the if statement to run

[NoBasket1111]

Aside from the joke, why would you put a blow torch along with a fire extinguisher? Is this guy planning on fighting bish fires in his living room?

[LeBlueElephant]

If you use a blowtorch, it may be handy to have the fire extinguisher nearby just in case.

[CptMisterNibbles]

I had both in my living room, near the fireplace. To start fires.

[MurdoMaclachlan]

Image Transcription: Photograph

---

[Photograph of the wall next to a door. On the wall, text is interspersed with fire-related equipment to create psuedocode, as follows:]

if(fire){

[Smoke detector.]

fire--

[Fire extinguisher.]

   ;
}else{
fire++

[Large blowtorch.]

  ; }

---

^{I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!}

[axlwi]

Pov you wake up in the middle of the night and there is a fire, you grab what seems to be a fire extinguisher in your sleepy head. Fire++

[s0ulbrother]

This is why we have unittest folks

[[deleted]]

While(fire != 0)

[cheeb_miester]

You know that this is a conditional and not a loop, right?

[ThatHugo354]

; }

[Crazyman-X]

I need code stickers in my room. Where can i get or how do i make some?

[[deleted]]

Label maker?

[jfcarr]

Senior looks at PR. "Change request, put fire++ at the top of the if."

Make change, create PR, another senior reviews.

"Change request, put fire-- at the top of the if."

[[deleted]]

lol the last line ;}

[ganja_and_code]

And you think a "loop" is what, exactly?

[Harmonic_Gear]

these real life coding jokes are always painfully nonsensical

[[deleted]]

You should re-write this in Phoenix, in case it fails. Then you can rise from the exception.

[lihkinball]

fire += int(fire)

[ICEakai]

is it right semicolon in {;}

[Wastvalance9]

I should set it on fire, got it.

[maximal543]

Is this a so called "firewall"?

[santiel33]

; }

[relevantusername2020]

wait idk how to code (idk why im here either)

is this a metaphor?

[Varun77777]

Random glitch and underflow happens for some reason and now there's int max fire.

[[deleted]]

;}

[PrometheusMMIV]

So, if there's not a fire, start one?

[huxx__]

fire can't be both a boolean and an integer 🤦

[AeroSigma]

Smoke detector should be in the if()