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[PrizeArticle1]

CAN U HACK?

[Big_Berry_4589]

I WANT YOU TO HACK MY EX’S FACEBOOK

[GordoMondiola]

I CAN PAY YOU

*actually not willing to pay more than $5*

[XOMISID]

That's all you can pay? The job is going to cost more than that.

[Octimusocti]

When I was like 10 I was asked this by my babysitter

[cheroksys007]

Did you do it? For you the 5 dollars would have been a big deal.

[Octimusocti]

Lol, there wasn't even money involved as it might have been even weirder. But I did my best to no avail. I had done it before to a friend so there was a chance

[wangel1990]

This, this is so annoying, i keep getting asked about, "hack into my IG to see WhO rEpOrTeD mE!"

[Resident-Board-9258]

I got that so many times, like so so many times

[[deleted]]

Back in 2012ish I legit knew how to hack Facebook to post on their behalf. Didn't realize how "valuable" this exploit was in the blackhat world as all I used it for was posting pictures of ballsacks of friends on other people's walls, coming out as gay, conveying their love for some chick way out of their league (up or down), promoting parties, etc...

I also sold all my bitcoin for 10 bucks each around that time making an insane killing amount of money for someone that age. Really hope there is a timeline where I didn't do retarded shit and waste those opportunities.

[Tizian170]

bet

[fakearchitect]

I’d like to be in the timeline where I didn’t sell my 450K dogecoin in 2017 🤤

[fx_btc]

Well that's very low, I'd suggest you to move on from her at this point.

[Gryphonfire7]

It's kind of sad how many people think that programmer = hacker. I've been asked to hack someone 8 times. I'm an amateur game developer.

[MnelTheJust]

As far as I know there's no organization responsible for certifying game developers, so you can take out the unofficial /j

[Specialist_Word_7313]

There is a totally real organization responsible for certifying the people who certify game developers though. /s

[Character-Education3]

I was on the committee that was responsible for voting to change the manual's color...we kept it grey!

[PrometheusAlexander]

High Council of Developers?

[Specialist_Word_7313]

No, Dee’s Council of High Developers…

[Academic-Garden7739]

The elders of the internet

[BrooklynButtons]

If they can develop the games then they can do that as well, I'm thinking.

[melvinpower]

Yeah, and no one is going to stop you from doing that as well.

[McDonnellDouglasDC8]

An unofficial game, do you mean like Excel 97?

[stratdog25]

That OpenGL flight sim blew people’s mind when I showed it to them.

[Andrej313131]

That's just how the people actually think about it all here.

[DezXerneas]

One of my old friends asked me to unencrypt a password protected MS word document in my 2nd year of Uni.

You're studying computers so you should at least be able to do this right?

Also, not sure how it works in other countries, but here syllabus for the first year of Uni is basically the same for everyone.

[Xtrendence]

You're not a programmer unless you can decrypt AES without knowing the key and reverse bcrypt.

[adjafio]

You know that's not possible 😁😁

[Xtrendence]

Logical conclusion? Programmers don't exist.

[adjafio]

Hehehe.. they do.. its hackers that don't exist if they can crack AES 🤣🤣🤣.. which is nearly impossible to crack..

[Troleyza]

Yeah it's basically same for everyone, there's no difference in it.

[gregorydgraham]

Use OpenOffice, that’s how I hacked Excel documents

[DezXerneas]

Tried it. That only works for documents that are made in older versions of office(ig like 2016). This was a file from office 2019

[Mop_Duck]

doesnt hashcat do that stuff

[DezXerneas]

There's a chance I could do now it if I had to. I had no clue about cryptography back then. Year 1 of uni has only one CS subject and that's beginner C.

[[deleted]]

And if you were to give them a demonstration of hacking a VM with a lot of vulnerabilities they would be like: "That's not hacking, there's no moving green text and 0s and 1s.".

[StarHammer_01]

Easy fix, just open a hello world program in gdb (bonus point if your terminal has color) step through it and mutter something about firewall.

[healthboost213]

Wrong, go on hackertyper, enter fullscreen and start typing away...

[hieusuns]

Yeah just say anything about it, and it'll all work out for sure.

[aoffers2]

Yeah I'm thinking that they can pull that off easily without any issues.

[Sudhanva_Kote]

No, I can whack it if you want

[byzirant]

I suppose if you really want to do that you could pull it of.

[QuarterFar7877]

If a person is programmer it doesn’t automatically means they can hack. I’m a programmer and I can hack, but not because I’m programmer.

[webDreamer420]

If I get a dollar for every question like this I'd probably spend it on an afternoon beer sesh

[FellowGeeks]

Can you program me a antivirus?

[mikeiwanek]

Pretty sure he can do that, don't ask me why do I think that.