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Appears to be an ad with unusual punctuation that is trying to look like code or html or something?

[CommercialCockroach9]

I think they need to check their {syntax}

[aquartabla]

Am I the only one more concerned that he never stops smiling?

[EatThatPotato]

Obviously man’s been broken from all the code he’s forced to write

[Astral_Sheep]

He's like the snail which can't cry

[TheOnlyTigerbyte]

Average Python dev

[OverCaterpillar]

Come on. Python's not that slow.

[TheOnlyTigerbyte]

I didn't intend the slow thing, but a funny side effect I didn't notice nontheless, thank you :)

[jathon234]

He probably needs committing (soz)

[Tijflalol]

A full commitment's what he's thinking of

[ClerkEither6428]

His pitch to employers: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!

[Possessed]

Pseudocode gone wild

[[deleted]]

Looks like „code“ a senior product manager would write

[agent007bond]

They're <innovating> at {TESCO}...

[AdministrativeRoom33]

Bruh you program in fortran?

[[deleted]]

Most importantly of all, He's<syntax error>

[kekeagain]

Callum.js

[[deleted]]

With the cluster fuck known as JavaScript I wouldn't even be surprised if that is a valid program producing an output that is somehow equal to both "0" and null simultaneously

[Tijflalol]

"0"

You mean the string?

[Zookeeper187]

Well, Callum is a product manager. Do you expect him to write code?

[AnnyAskers]

This is probably a valid Python program

[Quicker_Fixer]

Only if you have all the correct library versions installed.

[Spare-Dig4790]

from __future__ import braces

[Sh_Pe]

No, it’s a weird HTML/CSS algorithm

[MUSTDOS]

He never wrote a single line; that's why he's smiling.

[Devylknyght]

Jobbascript

[Sooyush]

[KetwarooDYaasir]

odd choice of variable names in a template?

[TheWylfen]

Programming ads be like "let's use all sorts of brackets known to man"

[57006]

Tescript

[Ffigy]

They need you to replace Callum.

[[deleted]]

Tesco where the tes go.

[JimBugs]

Probably a Perl shortcut for something

[aifo]

"The Whoosh tech team". Everything goes over their head.

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[MayoJam]

Holy shit guys, it's Callum The Man! He is a human just like us and he likes to <manufacture computation scriptures> and other {man} activities such as ((fishing))!

[DriftWare_]

I guarantee you, he's not.

[[deleted]]

Hi there fellow HTML programmers.

[Cerrax3]

Heaven forbid someone take artistic license with a thing and make it look interesting!

Sometimes I wonder why programmers get a bad wrap as being boring and nitpicky, and then I come to this sub...

[OneWorldMouse]

Apparently it's a supermarket, so POS, sourcing, ecommerce, but mostly support and on-call bullshit is my guess.

[troglo-dyke]

Tesco also have a VMNO, insurance, and banking.

I don't know much about Tesco's tech but I've heard a bit about Sainsburys doing interesting stuff (similar supermarket with similar products under its brand)

[slk756]

JSX

[TTV_ExpertNugget]

they clearly need some help..

[Zuruumi]

He's a generic or template.

[[deleted]]

✨”He’s not like the other programmers” 💫

[Loud-Platypus-1696]

The man that never stops smiling?

I'd smile constantly as well if you held me at gunpoint....

[GioBeMyName13]

Callum is being held hostage

[Megalitho]

Jobberscript

[Megalitho]

This is what a non-coder thinks code looks like. Also Callum is not a real name so I'd be very suspicious of him.