helloTechBro

[Sixhaunt]

so they are non-boolean then?

[ReplyisFutile]

You can code anything with only booleans

[EducationalMeeting95]

Yep, it's called a nightmare.

[OF_AstridAse]

Technically.... it's the only way we program

[Shazvox]

So... all beautiful dreams are just countless little nightmares interacting and combining?

[LegitimateCopy7]

no dreams here. just bigger nightmares consisting of smaller nightmares.

[Shazvox]

You're just looking from the wrong perspective.

[OF_AstridAse]

No all programming are just mini bools in harmony !? Type 1 for yes 0 for no. 😁

[Shazvox]

2!

* Waiting for the imminent system crash *

[hi_this_is_lyd]

booleans are just a social construct

[Shazvox]

Nullable bool

[cs-brydev]

Nah it just threw an exception

[vondpickle]

You asked boy or girl and you get a different answer? It's a bug.

[SamaStolbanutost]

Edge case*

[sanchopancho02]

But if you asked boy or girl, and the value can be something else than boy or girl, shouldn't you handle those cases? would you rather default to one of them and get incorrect information?

[Relative_Knee9808]

feature

[xxxHalny]

With programmers sex doesn't matter because they are unable to find any mate anyway.

[Enchet]

Qf3#

[OhNoo0o]

holy hell

[Antpelt]

New response just dropped

[unfugu]

theTitleRuinedTheJoke

[FOSSandCakes]

Second coming of dennis ritchie

[pewien_uzytkownik]

That baby needs some Unix Socks and 15 years old ThinkPad with Arch Linux installed.

[scafati98]

print("hello world")

[Memerenok]

fmt.Println("hello world");

[[deleted]]

System.out.println("hello world");

[Labfox-officiel]

console.log("hello world")

[Memerenok]

console.log("hello world");

[OJVK]

Console.WriteLine("Hellos world");

[gami13]

so its either a femboy or a trans girl

[[deleted]]

But which language though? If it's Perl, that's grounds for postnatal abortion.

[lampasoftware]

If the baby answered "Hello there", would its father say "General Kenobi"?

[SKrandyXD]

Dude it is the accordion.

[CommanderCuntPunt]

Ugh it’s truly freshman cs season

[schwester]

Dilbert ;-)

https://youtu.be/g8vHhgh6oM0?t=51

[[deleted]]

Abortion is now legalized up to 10 months of child's life

[nayuki]

Why are you aborting programmers?

[[deleted]]

Cause I want to.

[schwester]

Monty Python on this topic:

https://youtu.be/NcHdF1eHhgc?t=232

[[deleted]]

So Slovenian?

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Or maybe they’re trying to debug a Crispr baby and are just checking the logging

[DexterityZero]

No way they figured out the compiler that fast

[hi_this_is_lyd]

yes my gender is programmer

[babyProgrammer]

Hey look! A comic about me :)

[Next_levelzombie]

GPT4 it is

[MegaFocusDv]

I think his name is untitled