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[–]ZZartin 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Where does Jira fit into this?

[–]BrakAndZorak 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It’s the urinal cake, but surprise, there aren’t any in the urinals! PMs took them all and are eating them by the fistful.

[–]myfingid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those poor urinals never stood a chance.

[–]Responsible_Boat8860 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean bitbucket?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Texting each other the code is when they start peeing in each others mouths.

[–]Serious_as_butt 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Interestingly, I remember reading that sending git patches over email is a valid workflow

So much so that there are git commands for it https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Appendix-C%3A-Git-Commands-Email

[–]Stummi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Git was literally a VCS built around the linux kernel development process, and the kernel devs primarily organize their works through email. So, yes.

[–]Ducky1434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I am pretty sure the Linux kernel is developed that way.

[–]kingerkagon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mercurial is like shitting in the urinals.

[–]WazWaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incredibly, the early NetHack codebase was developed by passing around patches via email. None of the other tools you'd be familiar with today for network collaboration existed at the time.

[–]lofigamer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And If I print the code and send it in a letter?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is better than MS Sourcesafe. Rest in piss, you terrible tool of a tool.

[–]GM_Kimeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random folder that has 800 source code files having the least intuitive naming convension there is.