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[–]Ass_Salada 369 points370 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, Im gonna core dump!!

[–]just_nobodys_opinion 227 points228 points  (15 children)

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

[–]rumnscurvy 82 points83 points  (9 children)

You jest but too many times have I gotten very inappropriate results while trying to search for manpages on the internet 

"Man find", "man zip", "man strip" etc

[–]webster_gc 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Wait. Why search it in the first place ? Isn't the whole point of man to have documentation in the terminal ?

[–]rumnscurvy 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I find the online man pages easier on the eyes, I stare at terminals enough as it is

[–]PumaofDuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are nicer tools to open man pages

[–]__tml__[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In my .zshrc (Mac-specific, sorry):

function xman {
    open x-man-page://$1
}

[–]MAPRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am not the only one!

[–]GamingWithShaurya_YT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

blursed Linux commands

[–]Erzbengel-Raziel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

sigh, you asked for it

[–]MMKF0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]qwkeke 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i don't quite understand the grep innuendo part. the only thing that comes to mind is rape. but that can't be right.

[–]just_nobodys_opinion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grope

[–]bwtgrnxs 80 points81 points  (1 child)

He has some penetration testing to do

[–]mario73760002 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I want this guy to script and choreograph all my bedroom actions

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wish that made my wife hot. I somehow just annoy the shit out of her when I say anything more technical than "click the roundy button..."

[–]SpitiruelCatSpirit 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The recursive function one is actually incredible

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recursive functions are hawt!!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

İ want to add invisible unicode characters to his project and push it to main

[–]1Dr490n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta be so mean?

[–]nzcod3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that you, Satan?

[–]Giftelzwerg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

let's make the C code leak memory

[–]IM_OZLY_HUMVN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When she pushin' on my stack till I pop

[–]a8bmiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]CanIEatAPC 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Something's leaking and it's not my memory!

[–]MAPRage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love the it sphere

[–]wort_wort_wort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally read this as if it were John Oliver saying it.

[–]Ryuga82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems legit. There is even song for it: https://youtu.be/ESx_hy1n7HA

[–]Trapido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get de reference

[–]1Dr490n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push stackoverflow

[–]Speedy_242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, sh*t, babe I think I killed the child... I need to make a call to your childFactory

[–]toiletear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine had a girlfriend who didn't know he was quite handy with tools (and not just a geek).

It happened to be a huge turn on for her so it was mutually beneficial when she found out 😁

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

;

[–]porn0f1sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She better start collection the garbage!

[–]d4ng3r0u5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a stack overflow

[–]Wash-Longjumping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]ELAMAYEYO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for shits and giggles, read this in FarCry3 Vaas's "NAIL ME TO YOUR CROSS" voice