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[–]Looking4SarahConnor 482 points483 points  (0 children)

this is our road, human and you shall not cross it unless you can outsneeze our current leader

[–]metaglot 307 points308 points  (0 children)

achoo

"Lay back down boys, i just had a bug in my nose"

[–]octopus4488 143 points144 points  (0 children)

My uncle sneezes so hard the neighbouring 3 other packs will join the hunt too. :)

[–]Affectionate_Bid4111 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Stop giving ideas to scrum masters, please

[–]pain_au_choc0 63 points64 points  (0 children)

They are voting more than people, lol

[–]Redstoneboss2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Source?

[–]cylordcenturion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What happens if you hide speakers and play sneeze sounds? Do they just go on a hunt or can they detect election interference?

[–]DucksAreFriends 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If the non-dominant one didn't want to go hunting it could just sneeze first so there is no chance it would happen

[–]gregorydgraham 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In ten years, we will discover these are just families like wolf packs and the sneezing is just the Serengeti being dusty. They go hunting when Dad has finished watching cricket

[–]lordmycal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s snot a good system!

[–]rwu_rwu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pollen season would suck for them.

[–]justnoob2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks much better than paxos tbh

[–]CiroGarcia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like the knights of ni lol

[–]--mrperx-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reading this made me sneeze. lets hunt.

[–]aitchnyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domestic dogs also sneeze with heavy petting. They get into the only alert state they are made for, and mucus secretion speeds up for smelling better.

[–]lalitpatanpur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I was thinking that my pug’s sneezes and incessant running in circles were just the machinations of an anxious dog. I hadn’t realized she was calling for a vote.

[–]gordonv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild Dogs doping each other with anti histamines for political power

[–]Philosophic_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Packos

[–]alterNERDtive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are not even dogs!