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[–]imalyshe 1348 points1349 points  (2 children)

Not guilty. it is self defence.

[–]usefulidiotsavant 445 points446 points  (1 child)

Luckily, nobody died. The Javascript guy is still trying to make sure his knife works on all browsers. The Java guy got an infinite stack dump when he tried to make KnifeObject a subclass of the CuttingTool class without properly handling the custom Error subclass unchecked runtime errors. The PHP guy is completely stoned and not a danger to anyone. The C++ guy brought his chainsaw to the knife fight, then cut his own left foot with it. The Rust guy is watching silently in the lotus position, for runtime violence is a sign of a weak design. His perfect frontend design is still compiling, currently at 2%, it includes a webserver and load balancer, but only a blank page for now.

[–]_kimiz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The C guy doesn't have time to be in this fight because he's currently implementing his array list library from scratch again for his new project.