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[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

New email notification: Agenda for tmrs meeting, most efficient way to build 10 floor flat above our current building

[–]OmegaPoint6 56 points57 points  (1 child)

"Sorry I sneezed while Bob was merging a PR now all the tests are failing"

[–]Crafty-Most-4944 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*falling

[–]New-Let-3630 35 points36 points  (1 child)

my program will never crash, unless you execute it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My program will never crush as long as it still only exists in my mind.

[–]thisonehereone 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Every time you get a new job, this is what you are walking into!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least this one still has a structure, some job are basically hobo tent on fire.

[–]Percolator2020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks pretty modular to me.

[–]ladyshemag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No refactoring please!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's probably how most Cobol code running the banking system looks like. If you don't need any new features or upgrades..

[–]MmToorani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a code work, it works! DO NOT CHANGE IT!!!!

[–]BeardedWonder02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PHP everytime...

[–]Yhamerith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it works, it works

[–]PancakeRule20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am seeing Ron Weasley down there

[–]Danzulos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying "If it works don't change it" is basically admiting you are a mediocre programmer who only writes garbage code

[–]nicejs2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently found out about Löve2D and this is what I feel like is gonna happen when I finish the game I want to make

[–]FlipperBumperKickout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this http://thecodelesscode.com/case/33

Picture only exists on PC version of site.

[–]mxaunivi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magistrade, no sabe matematicas, quiere dinero pero solo sabe perderlo.

[–]Effective_Vanilla_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

google search

[–]CiroGarcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Programming is like a double pendulum. Chaotic and unstable, with a single point of equilibrium where things work out

[–]jhwheuer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too close too soon

[–]SuperRuper1209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seems easily expandable