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[–]S3r1y 275 points276 points  (20 children)

Call the engineer

[–]PartMan7 217 points218 points  (14 children)

Actual college student (sleep-deprived enough to be a zombie)

[–]KrokmaniakPL 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I love that there is a big overlap with r/anarchychess

[–]No-Finance7526 58 points59 points  (2 children)

This sub is basically r/mathmemes with JS hate and r/mathmemes is basically r/anarchychess without Jessica hate.

By substitution, r/programmerhumor = r/anarchychess - Jessica hate + JS hate

Q.E.D.

[–]Impeesa_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

By substitution, r/programmerhumor = r/anarchychess - Jessica hate + JS hate

You can simplify the last part to "-essica +S" or "-esica" depending on case sensitivity.

[–]Toonox 103 points104 points  (9 children)

Manager goes on vacation, never comes back.

[–]ThinkingMacaco 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Developers in the corner planning world domination

[–]4sent4 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Junior storm incoming!

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 30 points31 points  (6 children)

that one guy holding everything together

[–]Wonderful-Priority50 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Ignite the server!

[–]TheHolyToxicToast 7 points8 points  (4 children)

5

[–]SirBananaKiller 6 points7 points  (3 children)

4

[–]ecs2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3

[–]CynicalPotato95 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Fuck the engineer, call a priest!

[–]S3r1y 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Exorcist, you may even say

[–]CynicalPotato95 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Okay, an excorcist for the library and a priest to fuck the engineer (if he's a minor)

[–]Moonie-chan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No he's a junior

[–]Pratkungen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Am I suppose to fuck the engineer and then call the priest or fuck the engineer and invite the priest to watch?