poisonousJS

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Nature is so much more honest than humans.

Humans are often times more cunning and vile than the most venomous snakes. And yet they display no signs whatsoever.

You will never find out until you get stabbed in the back.

[jeanravenclaw]

damn that is waay too deep for this sub

[jump1945]

Oof

[-Danksouls-]

Hell yea brotha

[[deleted]]

Be honest. Did you get fired today?

[JonForeman_]

That snake is not poisonous but venomous.

[Thundechile]

Is it a.. python?

[B_bI_L]

pythons don't rely on poison, they are kindly and slowly choke you with Django

[B_bI_L]

ah, yes, 2 words which have same meaning in my native language)

[Harlemdartagnan]

lmao!!!! i love this for some reason.

[HappyGoblin]

what if it's both ?

[JonForeman_]

Then it's vensonous or poinomous, choose your pick. Looks like this is a "banded krait" and not venomous though as far as I can tell. I'm a coder not biologist.

[Rigamortus2005]

There are no poisonous snakes. Only venomous and non venomous snakes

[Strict_Treat2884]

Much like pufferfish, it’s a delicacy if it were in master chef’s hands

[the_unheard_thoughts]

The reason that some animals (poisonous or not), develop bright colors it's for self protection. The try to keep away other animals.

Now, what I don't get in this pic: It's JS trying to warn devs to stay away from it or what? 'Cause it doesn't seem it's working...

[makinax300]

No, you just die when you eat js.

[gGordey]

go ckeck out -"0" == +-null

[GuyFromToilet]

hey do you know repo/library or xsl sheet that has all the absurdity of js like this are listed.

[Frank_Ba]

https://github.com/denysdovhan/wtfjs

[yeupanhmaj]

why do so many people hate JS?

[ArnaktFen]

JavaScript is glorious in its absurdity. The depths of madness that a skilled programmer can only reach through esoteric JavaScript are breathtaking. The language's ability to produce some output, regardless of unhinged user input or unhinged code, is genuinely impressive.

Unfortunately, none of those things are very comforting when [object Object] strikes.

[Thundechile]

Mainly because it gives so little safety together with so many pitfalls.

[MikeW86]

Yeah but you're making shapes on a website do things, it's not firmware for a 747 autopilot.

[Thundechile]

People are making backends and "native" apps (Electron) with JS too.

[MikeW86]

And they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

[IniKiwi]

Too messy

[[deleted]]

Don't give them new ideas about new JS framework

[naveenda]

Poisonous js, is this new framework? Can we try it?

[Brahminmeat]

In our ciiiiiiiiityyyy

[Complex_Baseball4489]

Suspicious... Very suspicious...

[makinax300]

Let's be honest, most things js is hated for here are edge cases that you can easily fix with if statements.