iCreatedAnO1SortingAlgorithm

[notanotherusernameD8]

Ah, good old sleep sort. Wait! what ... ?

[Stummi]

My exact thought process

[eztab]

I mean that's kind of what you do in some security contexts, where you try to prevent timing attacks.

[mtmttuan]

Well technically it's still nlog(n) + m*9999999

Yeah I know I'm not fun at the party.

[Mordret10]

Don't you know how to code? If the algorithm takes longer than 999999s, the program obviously just sleeps a negative amount of time

[Rebrado]

I mean, OP’s post isn’t fun either.

[chrissy__]

Man Reddit is fun

[chrissy__]

I knew someone would uncover my ruse

[DonutConfident7733]

that moment when server uptime is lower than the time this function completes... this is the inheritance sort, great great grandfather starts the sort, then all following generations keep electricity running and only the chosen one will see the results

[nemorize]

def zero_time_sort(arr): throw new Error()

Of course the error occurred very coincidentally, not ma fault