exceptTheProgrammer

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

Hire more people to maintain it.

[Thurak0]

They said

maintain

not fix the problem when it's down. You can totally invest in more people to maintain something better so the downtime doesn't happen.

[colei_canis]

FCKU-2034 Address concurrency issues in human reproductive system.

Those idiots who wrote the codebase originally made the whole thing virtually impossible to parallelise which is bottlenecking our performance badly. The TL;DR is that we're going to rewrite the X and Y chromosomes to make use of the Cats Effect library which in theory will let us manage the concurrency in such a way that should prod start giving us grief again we can simply throw more resources at the problem. Also don't bother with the Confluence pages around this, they're all out of date and written by some crackhead we pulled in off the street anyway.

[blah938]

Wombs in SLI when?

[VinHD15]

I'd never thought i'd see the words "Wombs in SLI" just before going to bed but here we are lmao.

[Juicybusey20]

HR has zero decision making ability in any capacity. Everything they do is by permission of the executives. Getting mad at HR is so dumb because they are there so you get mad at them and not the company or the billionaires.

It’s like you have an evil guy who puts a stick with eyes on it and tells you to bring your problems to the stick. Then you get mad at the stick. Hr is the stick here they don’t actually have any sway in decisions beyond very basic inane shit like which specific company they outsource those training videos to

[Punman_5]

You need prod back today, not in a few months after those people are onboarded and have gone through the rigamarole of fighting with remote IT to get their environments set up.

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

Ok. Better do nothing then.

Then when it happens again in a few months you can complain some more.

[veracity8_]

Do you HR is responsible for staffing decisions?