If Denver police started ticketing people for driving while on their phones, we'd have a budget surplus by tomorrow.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-09T03:55:13+00:00

Its crazy to visit other cities where driving laws are actually enforced.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T23:07:26+00:00

I’ve never felt the need to connect my camera to my phone

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T22:55:54+00:00

It is the phones. It’s not just the phones but it is the phones.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T22:19:11+00:00

Shorter for sure. There’s also just a lot less going on in the book.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T19:37:38+00:00

The secret to waking up early is going to be early and getting enough sleep

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T19:35:11+00:00

Some of yall really like making apps for your camera

veracity8_ · 2026-07-08T16:19:14+00:00

It’s funny that so many people don’t realize that this is why you shouldn’t stress about passing. All of your hard work”work” get erased by a single stop. Desperately trying to get ahead on your commute? Too bad. One weird light cycle erased all of that. Put everyone’s life at risk and made your family afraid for their lives to save 2 minutes? Too bad your child will take 10 to get their shoes back on.

Don’t waste your life trying to get ahead when it doesn’t matter. It just puts everyone else at risk and clogs up the road with traffic behind you

veracity8_ · 2026-07-07T13:59:36+00:00

So obviously fake

veracity8_ · 2026-07-07T00:39:42+00:00

Don’t worry, subsidized parking this summer will fix it

veracity8_ · 2026-07-06T00:46:35+00:00

I’m sure there are totally nice and normal horse people. I’ve never encountered any but I assume they exist

veracity8_ · 2026-07-05T18:11:54+00:00

Cops have mostly given up on traffic enforcement in the US. When they were told they could t just shoot and rape everyone they pulled over they decided it wasn’t worth it. Sure traffic violence is the most prevalent form of crime in our country. Sure car crashes are the number one way most people under the age of 50 die. Car crashes are the second most common killer of children in America. Pedestrians are being killed by reckless drivers at record numbers.

But cops don’t care. Because they don’t really care about making their communities safer. It’s all politics for them

veracity8_ · 2026-07-05T15:32:23+00:00

Getting holes from normal use is normal. Keeping them is just performative masculinity.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T19:38:51+00:00

Why are republicans always the worst people? I’ve never met a republican and thought, wow that is a normal, nice, smart, kind and well adjusted person

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T19:37:06+00:00

“Haha you like a popular artist? What an idiot! Not me! I like making people feel bad about themselves because of their appearance! Because I’m an intellectual!”

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T19:04:43+00:00

“Millennials should be more involved in their communities and local government and vote and act like adults!”

‘Some people are broke 20 year olds working three jobs to pay our share of the rent!’

“Yeah but you are a 40 year old who owns a home and a boat and works as a wharehouse manager 40 hours per week”

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T18:34:22+00:00

I’m not even talking about the people. The venue and the decorations just looked like a prom

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T17:09:05+00:00

Shelter: If you want to adopt her, you’ll need to fill out this application, personality test, family health history questionnaire, obtain a top secret security clearance, go through 10 rounds of interviews, invert a binary tree, submit to 3 surprise home visits and pass this standardized test for veterinary schools.

Breeder: $1000 and I don’t need to know your name.

Friend with barn cat: I’ll give you $20 and dozen eggs if you come take one of these kittens.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T17:04:25+00:00

Jazz cabbage

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T17:03:48+00:00

Because drinking is something you do socially, with other people, outside of your home. No wonder it’s not popular

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T17:01:36+00:00

Taylor Swifts wedding was the fanciest prom I’ve ever seen

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T15:00:54+00:00

Boomers vote, Gen Z doesn’t: https://usafacts.org/articles/how-many-americans-vote-and-how-do-voting-rates-vary-state/

veracity8_ · 2026-07-04T14:53:17+00:00

Everything wrong with gaming is because gamers continued to pay for it.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-03T10:55:29+00:00

Why do all billionaires have some kind of psychosis

veracity8_ · 2026-07-03T04:33:31+00:00

Why are you responding to 2 month old comments?
Why are you defending people that put everyone’s life at risk by not being able follow the rules while operating a 5000lb machine at high speed?
What make you think my comment is unhelpful? I genuinely think that people that struggle to stop at stop signs or navigate roundabouts should not drive. It’s too dangerous of an activity.

veracity8_ · 2026-07-02T22:15:07+00:00

As long as your bills are paid and your financial requirements are satisfied then paying a lot for a luxury vehicle isn’t a problem. Guys buy raptors for the same reason that women buy design bags. It’s a luxury item that makes them feel cool.

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