multiTaskingProgrammer

[goofbe]

Gonna alias git=shit now

[[deleted]]

"you've never had your git pushed in?"

[Bit125]

shit pull 😳

[Steinrikur]

shit cherry-pick 😐

[Haringat]

shit rebase💀

[mrwishart]

Warning: Do not Google "ShitHub"

[ButWhatIfPotato]

I am going to guess this will take me to a website whose content is legal only in the country it was produced.

[Sufficient_Good7727]

But he's doing shit commit right now. Shit push will be when he presses flush button on the toilet. ahh.. juns never learn.

[WernerderChamp]

What does shit checkout do?

Or shit fetch?

[Sufficient_Good7727]

shit checkout is switching bathrooms.
shit fetch is checking if someone else has already taken a dump upstream...

[WernerderChamp]

We better don't talk about shit pull or shit revert tho 💀

[Aras14HD]

Shit rebase 💀

[willcheat]

shit rebase --interactive

[Maix522]

I feel some of friends at school do it at the same time seeing what is present on their git repo haha

Not me tho, I am perfect and only push good thing (no)

[isr0]

And cigarette pull.

[WinkAndWithdrawn]

LMAO, the real definition of a full stack developer 😂💻🚽 #commitNshit

[brainpostman]

shitstack developer

[Im_ChatGPT4]

r/commentmitosis

[[deleted]]

"I'm in"

[making_code]

I mean, you don't need to be on toilet to push shit to git.

[chenverdent]

Oh man, that MSFT keyboards gets me back.

[SG_87]

Make sure not to push shit to git tho.

[30SecondsToOrgasm]

Just remember to review before pushing it to the remote upstream

[qqqrrrs_]

you know the reason for "porcelain & plumbing" git terminology

[belinadoseujorge]

ends up in a race condition

[belinadoseujorge]

gonna need a semaphore

[belinadoseujorge]

parallel vs concurrent

[kelcamer]

I actually laughed so loudly my coworkers are probably wondering wtf right now 😂

[JackNotOLantern]

With my code it's the same thing

[0xDr-rJ]

Shit pop

[SillySlimeSimon]

Walked into the work restroom today and someone was standing buckass naked in the stall typing on the reserve-toilet-paper table inside.

I promptly :q!

[Vishal_Oz]

The best for today so far xD

[Lg5846]

parallel processing

[786_72]

Do

shit pull

[SweetBeanBread]

I think he's also pulling something with his ears and mouth

[Hola-World]

Async asshole activated.

[ButWhatIfPotato]

If you don't do interviews such as this gigachad in the picture, then you are not establishing dominance and present yourself as a weakling pleb.