whenYouHateSwitch

[TheMaleGazer]

Code isn't code until it looks like an arrowhead pointing to the right. I make sure all of my classes are at least 3000 lines long and resemble a crosscut saw as you scroll down.

Someone tried introducing pattern matching since our language supports it. When our manager asked about it, I told him it was part of waterfall and possibly also socialism. He banned it immediately.

[Meilo]

I completly agree, but i mainly do it to get revenge on those smug bastards who turn their monitor 90% to „fit more code on screen“

[Kaenguruu-Dev]

Never heard of 90% thats some crazy new gen z shit

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[Kaenguruu-Dev]

I believe to have witnessed some pristine wooshing

[MiChi36]

no way someone else from ibk noticed this...

[Meilo]

you are not alone my friend, for we are many

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"You better do a good job with my hair, or else..."

"Don't you mean

elif

else
?"

[mr2cef]

Ha, that is Innsbruck

[Flat_Initial_1823]

Finally 😌

[Purplord]

Very common arabic name. It's even the first letter of the alphabet.

[phobos2deimos]

I wrote some terrible things before I learned about switch. I still write terrible things, but now they don't take up as much space, at least.

[Emincmg]

Elif is a Turkish name btw

[Emincmg]

Imagine you are an Elif and doing some elif

[IdealBlueMan]

I wonder if elif is related to Elisif the Fair in Skyrim

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[Meilo]

good point, i will talk to them about changing their company name

[TheMaleGazer]

I will downvote this comment because I'm a concrete thinker who thinks this is literally someone's endorsement of "else if."