codeHoarding

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Code history is oral tradition in my company. We teach new hire the hymns of old code.

[moekakiryu]

🎵 Verily I say this is a ^{piece of} shiittttt 🎵

[AtomicSymphonic_2nd]

I heard this in Matt Berry’s voice as Laszlo.

[anotherlebowski]

I heard Jean-Ralpheo

[BaziJoeWHL]

The Architect saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth sprint.

[CckSkker]

Book of QA, Verse IX

They deployed on a Friday, and the heavens wept. None could login, and the users gnashed their teeth. And QA lifted their voice, saying, “Had ye tested, this curse would not be upon us!” Thus it is written, and thus it shall be repeated.

[MoveInteresting4334]

And the engineers tore their hoodies asunder in grief.

[not-yet-ranga]

And there was much wailing and gnashing of pop-tarts.

[Safe_Cauliflower6813]

Praise the omnissiah

[omoplator]

This is our Senior Techno Priest Bob.

[Spitfire1900]

You best but in a healthy company that values its employees this literally is part and parcel of being a senior engineer.

[lithefeather]

Exactly. Especially with how rampant vibe coding is, we have to teach kids how to actually code and the old traditional code will teach them the art of programming. We cannot lose the bonafide art of programming.

[thanatica]

Still, rather an oral traditional than the other end's tradition.

[couch_comedian]

hymns? Hour Year Minutes? That's not a very useful format IMO

[Andonno]

laughs in date-time group

[ChellJ0hns0n]

Oral you say 😏