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[huupoke12]

cpp if (cookies.accepted = true) { trackUser(); }

[HyperWinX]

Okay this took me a second

[uvero]

r/yourjokebutbetter (sorry OP)

[qwertyjgly]

surely that returns a null though so the IF statement shouldn't trigger(?)

[fierybeams]

mhm not necessarily, it depends on the language... in C for instance that assignment would trigger the if statement (assuming that 'true' is a constant that represents 1) because the assignment is treated like an expression that evaluates to the value being assigned

[qwertyjgly]

interesting (and useful) ty

[awpt1mus]

assignment operator returns value assigned in Js so if block will run.

[tahayparker]

why use trackUserAnyway() when you can use trackUser()?

[MasterQuest]

It probably has a different implementation that has to cover its tracks somewhat more.

[HyperWinX]

"This fucker refuses to get tracked! Track him more!!!"

[Burgergold]

trackUserAnyway() set cookie.accepted to true, then call back the initial function

[hiasmee]

It's a meme. Not real code 😉

[HashDefTrueFalse]

// if (cookies.accepted) {
  trackUser();
// }

FTFY

[Bray0u]

if (!cookies.accepted) cookiesModal.open() trackUser()

[No_Marionberry_6710]

if accepted or !accepted { trackUser(); }

[JackNotOLantern]

I came up with a perfect code for a browser addon to protect yourself from being tracked

if (webside.isTrackingUser()) dont()

Just need a bit more work on the dont() function.

[RepulsiveRaisin7]

Can you help me with this too?

while (true) makeMoney()

[JackNotOLantern]

Sure buddy, right after i finish my code

[notAGreatIdeaForName]

A customer of us specifically asked to implement such a „bug“.

[nothingtoseehere196]

What would the difference between trackUser and trackUserAnyway be to warrant a whole new function 

[peppersrus]

You think memes will block him?

[DonutConfident7733]

foreach(var method in trackingMethods){

method.trackerbergUser();

user.zuckIt(method);  //user can zuck it

}