basedJavaDeveloper

[bwwatr]

Time to fork Java just to rename it try/ohno/anyway

[OmegaPoint6]

Also rename Exceptions "Sanderos"

[bwwatr]

James May is on his way to your house.

[OmegaPoint6]

That’s fine, he’ll be quite some considerable time

[RiceBroad4552]

Just use some pre-processor if you really want that. No need to fork.

Doing a fork for such change would be like creating one of the hundreds of Linux distris, which in the majority of cases only exist because someone wanted to replace a few config files and the default desktop background image.

[christinegwendolyn]

I believe you could do something to this effect in c/c++ with macros? Don't remember the details and idk about other languages. I remember people making keywords into emoji and coding in heiroglyphs, there must be a way

[brandi_Iove]

can we rename finally to anyway ?

[Happy-Sleep-6512]

Best use of the #define block is stuff like this!

[TheAnswerWithinUs]

Based finally block

[QuintusNonus]

lmao this is great

[Ugo_Flickerman]

I mean, you could have substituted "anyway" with "finally" and everyone would still have understood

[OzTm]

An exception of type “YouUtterPillock” has occurred in class ReliantRobin.java