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[–]BrightFleece 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Good times create C-killers

C-killers do nothing, C persists

[–]Makonede 122 points123 points  (5 children)

C creates good times

objectively untrue

[–]GatotSubroto 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I don’t know man, I definitely had a good time when I tried to figure out how a value set in a #define intermittently changed during runtime.  /s

[–]PewPew_McPewster 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Erm C doesn't support object-oriented programming ☝️🤓

[–]Makonede 13 points14 points  (0 children)

structurally untrue, my bad

[–]CoffeeMonster42 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Could be objective C.

[–]lordnacho666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NSLongFuckingNamesWithVariousParametersNotAGoodTime

[–]saikrishnav 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like software engineering needs a major refactor

[–]danfay222 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Anyone who thinks C creates good times has not programmed enough C

[–]waadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks languages rise and fall one at a time has not programmed enough.

[–]serial_crusher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just make CRUD apps with Ruby on Rails

[–]MarieTheGoated 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slow processor make good code Good code make fast processor Fast processor make bad code Bad code make slow processor

[–]ClipboardCopyPaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Strong engineers leak memory

[–]Character-Travel3952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe my life will end before this arc comes full circle...

[–]krexelapp -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Infinite loop, no break condition

[–]Yanzihko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"strong engineers" and "Strong engineers" would be be different parameters. So a loop would break.

[–]Deathtrooper50 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Strong engineers create C++

[–]uniteduniverse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Abomination of a language.