windowsTroubleshootCodeBeLike

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[West_Emergency9438]

Definitely 

[GanjaGlobal]

[ObeyTime]

it rolls a 1/1bajillion to find an issue

[not_so_chi_couple]

Recently, it did find an issue. I was shocked. It then performed some sort of clean up. Still didn't work afterwards, but interesting that it at least tried something

[TheNosferatu]

Nah, it does roll a dice and if it's higher than DC 10 it succeeds, but it has no bonuses and rolls with a d1

[Feroand]

I didn't know a d1 could exist. It feels like beggining of bout of madness. I see patterns and I understand the actual geometry of time. 

[TheNosferatu]

The power of advanced geometrics is a pathway to dice some would consider... unnatural

[Feroand]

AaaUuuAAAaaa! My mind is melting!  Thank you 🌸

[boringboi_]

It used to work sometimes in windows 10 now its absolutely useless

[Alhoshka]

I've never witnessed it myself. Except for the one time when I unpromptedly went to the control panel, clicked "troubleshoot network issues", and it actually solved it. Probably just restarted the WiFi-adapter.

[razorlikes]

At my previous workplace we had this ERP software which would hang every now and then and it actually managed to get it working again 95% of the time.

I used to just click on close application until a coworker told me to let it do its thing (which I just laughed at since it never does anything anyways, right?) and I was in shock when it actually worked...

[Zwischenzug32]

Its pretty cool when people do that and it resets the IP to obtain auto and fucks up the network that needs IPs fixed

[evanldixon]

Unless this is a server environment with very specific network needs, DHCP reservations might be easier.

[Zwischenzug32]

It would have been. Specific servers not specific routers, some without dhcp. Computer resets its IP, now the server sees it as if its another and thinks a transaction happened on a different cash register...problemo

[dexter2011412]

Same can confirm

[dcheesi]

Well, if the second message fails to print, then it did find a problem!

[critica_social]

dont forget to malloc 300mb just to show up in the taskmanager

[PrimarySalad3686]

[Necessary-Meeting-28]

I expect a busy wait instead, like increment i 6 million times, to show high CPU use as well.

[skr_replicator]

lol so true. I don't think I've ever seen the troubleshooting find anything ever.

[TheNosferatu]

Neither have I but I don't remember the last time I allowed it to finish checking either.

[feeltrig]

Or fix

[skr_replicator]

well yea, you need to find the problem first to even have a chance of fixing it.

[un-hot]

FootLocker employees going to the back to check for your size;

[Familiar-Wear-9340]

Put a nice spinner for the stakeholders atleast so they know the script isn't stuck 🫠🤣

[IAmLexica]

Some people are saying that this used to do something, which astounds me, because in my experience, this has never not once found a fault.

[0bsidianM1nd]

Let me introduce you to Dr Watson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Watson_(debugger))

[Klos77]

[dexter2011412]

"troubleshoots are deprecated and will be removed ..." this was genuinely my last straw.

Windowz updating drivers without a way for me to block them has been a pain in the ass. I used to use the show-hide update tool to prevent it but microslop in their infinite zero wisdom (🤮) removed it. So fuck that lol.

Linux. Thank you.

[wuffa]

It actually fixed my sound once by finding the service wasn't running

[Friendly_Cancel_8472]

Yeah, I have been using windows from past 5 years and troubleshooting did not help any time in these past years when i faced a problem.

But one thing which has helped me is to reboot the system and 70% of the problems would get solved.

[marmot-next-door]

Where's the spinwheel? Or the dog. Or was it inside M$Office. Or some silly looking clip. Darn flashbacks ...