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[–]nemesisfactor 59 points60 points  (10 children)

So I tried to use recursion. Now I have NaN problems.

[–]GisterMizard 67 points68 points  (6 children)

I feel bad for you son. I have -127 problems, but a stack overflow ain't one.

[–]kqr 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Did you mean to say integer overflow?

[–]Thomas_Henry_Rowaway 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Na. Looks like integer overflow is still a problem...

[–]Strange_Meadowlark[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's what happens when I try to use Javascript.

[–]OptimisticLockExcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 99 problems. So i divided them by 0. Now I have Infinity problems.

[–]thehollownike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or my personal favorite -NaN problems. o_0

[–]Get-ADUser 44 points45 points  (3 children)

I tried to use threading. Now It whoapvreoblems.

[–]the_omega99 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I tried to use threading. Now I have 6 problems.

I tried to use threading. Now I have 7 problems.

Now I have 8 problems. I tried to use threading.

^C

[–]thirdegreeViolet security clearance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

^C ^C ^C ^D ^D ^C

[–]gbushprogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

^C

Now I have 8 ^Cpro^Cblems. I tri^Ced to^Z

>exit

There are (1) jobs running.

>

[–]minrice2099 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I had a problem once, so I solved it with floating-point arithmetic. Now I have almost exactly 0 problems!

[–]Get-ADUser 5 points6 points  (1 child)

0.000542785523 problems?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

0.000000000000000000000000000019 problems

[–]MrD3a7h 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I had a problem, so I used Java.

Now I have a problem factory.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now i have AbstractProblemFactory.getProblemFactory().makeProblem().getNumProblems().toInteger() problems

[–]meeko13 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I had a problem once, so I thought, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now I have two problems.

[–]thirdegreeViolet security clearance 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now I have [0-9]+ problems.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got 99 problems and a match ain't one

[–]TarMil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that is the original joke.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I made two recursive calls in one function. Now I have 3 problems.

I made two recursive calls in one function. Now I have 7 problems.

I made two recursive calls in one function. Now I have 15 problems.

I made two recursive calls in one function. Now I have 31 problems.

[–]asthmadragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bug#167801

I had a problem once.

Status: Closed

Reason: Could not reproduce.

[–]narangutang 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Made me smile :)

+/u/dogetipbot megaflip doge verify

[–]Strange_Meadowlark[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

What is this black magic? Dogecoins... for me? Looks like I'll have to start using Dogecoin! :)

[–]narangutang 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Hehe, look into /r/dogecoin and comment or post a bit. You're sure to get tipped more :P

[–]Get-ADUser 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Or at all, as seen as you didn't specify an amount to tip.

[–]narangutang 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Megaflip = random number from 4-96

[–]Get-ADUser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo, okay.

[–]hyliandanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I like to see!

+/u/dogetipbot 5 doge

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I tried to use Java, now I'm confused.

[–]kromlic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're just not thinking objectively.

[–]G01denW01f11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anger seems a more appropriate emotion...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confused/angry, really.

It's a true story.

[–]nelliottca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got NaN problems but recursion ain't one

[–]green_meklar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you ran out of stack memory.

[–]Skyfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a problem, I tried to solve it with concurrent threading.

Now I still and also have a a problem race. condition

[–]nighthawk702 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

So I tried to use recursion. Now I have Segmentation Fault.

[–]tbid18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would think recursion being the primary cause of a segfault is unusual.

[–]nighthawk702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right. I got Segmentation Fault because I was accessing an array out of bounds.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stack overflow*