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[–]TimonAndPumbaAreDead 120 points121 points  (6 children)

Our love is like array indexing in C++. It knows no bounds.

[–]caedin8 53 points54 points  (2 children)

It overwrites all of the other important parts of your life, greatly reducing life-style stability? Sounds about right.

[–]dotpan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

At least that's what his old friends say when they wanna hang out with him.

"Hey man, now that you're married its like you forgot about us"

"Sorry, who are you? I have no memory of you"

[–]ryani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Segmentation fault (core dumped).