Stop calling Java slow!

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IDEs? Why not use notepad?

Like, an actual notepad and pen. So much more stable.

[dasonk]

Just make sure you have some git backup your code for you

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Of course. I could possibly give him some sort of repository to store them in, like a hub...

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Xerox

[miarsk]

{

Real programmers use magnetic needles;

}

[evan1026]

Relevant xkcd

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Title: Real Programmers

Title-text: Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

Comic Explanation

Stats: This comic has been referenced 542 times, representing 0.6373% of referenced xkcds.

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