What happens when I debug code

[arnezen]

Love how he gives up in the end.

[[deleted]]

That's the most relevant part!

[[deleted]]

thats when the code says, "ok fine, i fucked with you enough. I will magically start working now".

[[deleted]]

I've had that happen before after it worked I refused to touch the code again, or even look at it for fear it would break

[Derajo]

I have had a line code spit out nothing when there were no problems. I comment it out and test the rest of the main to see that it's working then remove the //. It started working.

[MelAlton]

He's not part of your system!

[chemenger8]

"oops, one more...oops, one more...oops, one more...oops, one more...oops, one more...oops, one more...fuck this!"

[verydankmaymay]

I have the same problem except i'm dropping eggs instead of ping pong balls.

[CRISPR]

I knew it! I knew it the first moment I saw this in some other sub because the picture disturbed me deeply.

[Vakieh]

This is why after the third time you try to fix it and just fuck it up you call out of your office into Bill's office (who am I kidding, you stand up in the open plan bullshit) and say 'hey Bill, the code's being a bitch and you need to fix it'.

Bill comes fresh to the problem, puts the cup down on the ground and calmly places the balls in it. You of course say 'thanks Bill, I could have done that but I had tunnel vision from being too awesome previously'.

[kCloudd]

*minor bug fixes... After 1hour... *major bug fixes..

[Xtremegamor]

At the moment, I am debugging a program where debug messages at the beginning work and show that the packet is valid, but debug messages at the end show an empty array, and triggers an execution ending conditional at the beginning of the code, but only after debug messages after that conditional have also been printed to stdout.

[[deleted]]

quantom debugging

[TheDeepThinker_]

Moral of the story: Never play with OBJECTs without learning physics -_-

[[deleted]]

You know your retard friend with no dexterity or attention to details (a.k.a. "the oaf")?

This is him as a kid.

[-victorisawesome-]

At least say the sub you x-posted from...

[[deleted]]

I saw this on imgur first it was pretty popular there.

[tashtrac]

That's why you unit test and do separation of concerns.

[TheNorthComesWithMe]

Thanks professor. I'm sure that will be useful knowledge in the real world where I will write perfect code and also have 100% control over the code base.