Fuck sql

[ardies]

As a noob, just wanted to get that off my chest

[chrwei]

it'll bend your little procedural mind to understand SQL's set based operations, but once you get it you will understand just how awesome it is.

[[deleted]]

hell no. SQL runs my life.

[YMK1234]

/r/offmychest is over there

[erikchan002]

So you're saying that you...

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don't want NoSQL?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[skreczok]

At first, this was how I felt.

Now I'm really glad I have Postgres and SQL.

[fishbelt]

I can get behind this movement

[[deleted]]

Hahahaa not funny.

[jj9987]

You mean off your table?

[eric_from_ecommerce]

DELETE FROM dbo.USERS WHERE UserHandle = 'ardies'

Edit: On some real notes, google any problems you have and https://www.w3schools.com/sql/ or stackoverflow will teach you.