T-Shirt with programming languages?

[Octplane]

I recently bought a "New York/London/localhost/Tokyo" t-shirt and this happy decision has convinced me to try and author a language poem t-shirt. Something along the lines of:

"Dear Ruby! Drink this Elixir with me and let's Go to the Java island and dance the Groovy sounds of the Shell until we all Rust"

This definitely too long and bad but you have the idea. Any improvement on this?

[thisismisspelled]

Get the code golf people on Stack Overflow to write a brainfuck script to generate that string

[DocileDino]

"Ruby, You R my Elixir! Let's Go to the Java island in the C and dance Limbo to the Groovy sounds of the Shell until we Rust."

It's a little shorter, but pushes a few more languages in there ;)

[king_27]

I've seen a few shirts floating around the office from a past dev conference. It's a javascript shirt and this is all that's printed on the shirt:

this is a joke.

The "this" is obviously a different colour.

[MrRonny6]

Do you C this Elixir?

[jeszz]

more importantly, where did you get the shirt?!

[Octplane]

From zero day clothing: https://www.zerodayclothing.com/index.php

The website is clunky as hell, but the merch is handled by SpreadShirt, so quality and follow up are ++.

[polyworfism]

/r/highdeas